weird questions

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by UnderArmour78, Feb 18, 2007.

  1. UnderArmour78

    UnderArmour78 Member

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    some people i know say that when they mastubate they let their dog lick them and they say it feels good i was wondering what you all thik about this because it sounds kind of weird to me and if any of you have done it tell if you have
     
  2. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    You know some weird dudes, dude!
     
  3. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    My friend put peanut butter in his ass crack and let his dog lick it out.

    I think it's pretty fucking funny, myself.
     
  4. UnderArmour78

    UnderArmour78 Member

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    yeah i know that i know some fucked up people.but i heard somehthing like that on the movie road trip the guy said he was jacking and his dog came up and stuck his tongue in his ass and i think the dude liked it and im thinkin man there is probably people that really do that,and did you friend tell you that or did he get caught cause i would not tell anybody about that EVER!!
     
  5. Insomniac_Junkie

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    Should've asked the cat to bring the jelly.
     
  6. Ruberx Omati

    Ruberx Omati The Truth

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    I got quite a little dog...
     
  7. SM55

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    That is just gross...

    How can people abuse their pets like this? The question is though, did the animal give its consent to the sex? If not, then it has to be considered a violation of the animal's rights.
     
  8. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

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    If your dog walks up and licks your browneye...how is that animal abuse?
     
  9. Captain Zeep

    Captain Zeep Acoustic Hero

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    Well at least the dog is getting some peanut butter out of the deal. Besides dogs eat their own poo, so I don't see how it would be abuse.
     
  10. SM55

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    Because the dog is doing it without consent. If you offer your nob to the dog and it licks it, is it abuse??? And the dog has not just walked up and licked, the poster has actively encouraged the sexual act.

    If it was a small child and you slapped peanut butter on your ass and got it to lick it off, or rammed your nob in its mouth, would you consider that to be OK, just because the kid didn't know any better??

    Same thing in my book. Ignorance is no defence.
     
  11. Sunburst

    Sunburst Fairy

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    Apparently it's more common than people think, but I still think it's just reeeally creepy getting off by means of your pet...too close to beastiality for my liking...
     
  12. SM55

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    WHAT!!!!!!!! No way!!!!

    Well maybe on a farm or something... But still, for a farmboy to have sex with a sheep, or a goat, or something, is so totally wrong. And because the animal has no say in the matter, it has to be abuse.

    It's like having sex with a woman when she is so drunk that she doesn't know what she is doing, and therefore cannot make an informed choice. At the very least it's taking advantage, at the worst, it's rape.

    Anyway, on a 360 degree note, why would anyone want a dog to lick their ass or dick?? Is life so totally bereft of willing partners? And if the dog has been licking its own ass, there must be some sort of infection risk. Worms or something worse.

    Jeez, what could be worse than going to the doctors with dog worms in your ass or in your dick/muff??? LOL!![​IMG]
     
  13. Sgt.Sausage

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    Our dog likes to watch us (me & wife) have sex ... but that's as far as I let it go. When she wants to get involved (the dog) -- and she often does -- we throw her out of the room and shut the door.

    eeewwww.
     
  14. SM55

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    Oh my God!!!! That puts a whole new complexion on things... The dog actually wants to get involved and therefore, is consenting.

    This is all too much..... I feel like I am about to vomit!!! [​IMG]
     
  15. Xowie

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    Wrong. Just wrong. Eeeeeeeewwwww...
     
  16. BIGBLACK

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    ok well what if you're REALLY high and you could swear the dog asked for it???

















    Kidding folks, KIDDING :afro:
     
  17. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Hmmm... My PETA alarm is going off. Can anyone explain to me how an animal can give consent? I mean, if you asked, "Hey fluffy, if you're not doing anything later would you be up for a little mutual oral satisfaction?" do you think the dog would bark once for yes and twice for no? Please...

    Anyway, as I understand it a lot of sick or lonely people do this (men and women) and it's pretty sick, they should have their pets taken from them.
     
  18. SM55

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    Now don't get me wrong, there is no way that I would want to involve animals in any sort of love-making, but if the animal is wagging its tail and obviously looking like it's enjoying the experience, then it is a form of consent, is it not?

    If the animal goes to fetch a stick and brings it back to the owner, it is saying "throw it again". If the same animal starts licking its owners genitals, without being forced, what does that tell you?

    Sick indeed, but I have changed my opinion from when I first posted on this thread. I would never have guessed that an animal <dog> would have actively wanted to join in and gets excited at the prospect. I neively though that the poor mutt would be doing something like licking dog-food off the owner without really understanding what was going on.

    When a dog starts to bone a persons leg, is it just being friendly, or is it trying to jack off, or is it an invitation for a bit of mutual oral action?[​IMG]
     
  19. Captain Zeep

    Captain Zeep Acoustic Hero

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    There sure are a lot of knee-jerk responces in this thread. I wouldn't consider it animal abuse unless you're kicking your dog for not cooperating. I mean just because they can't talk doesn't mean they can't communicate, and dogs can communicate quite well that they are horny. So what if people want to do this with a pet that likes it? It's none of my business.
     
  20. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i'm not advocating animal sex, but i do want to point out that most dogs do seem to be predisposed to sniff awkwardly at human private parts at any opportunity....
    so animal sex: odd, yes, but rape... probably not.
     

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