Warn your teenager maybe goth!!!!

oh my god... wtf... yeah... those ppl are stupid....

 

Uh-oh, I think I might be goth.

 

watch out for that dangerous cult religion of philosophy.
you wouldnt actually want your child to learn to think on their own, now would you!

 

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Requests time alone and quietness

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

I do those things... well not so much the makeup anymore, and I took out my piercings.


How bout..... "Is refered to as, "Gothic" in nature by her peers".... cause people seem to love to label me as so.

 

I masturbate...and eat count chocula...and sleep alot...and don't eat much....and listen to goth music....and wear rocker tees....OH NO! I'm STILL GOTHIC! I thought I'd stopped that when I made cheerleading squad!

Holly

 

I am wearing a Victorian vampire countess dress is my signature....


Look out for me!

 

Count Dracula cereal? It's Count CHOCula, silly Christian folks. I wouldn't let my child eat Count Chocula anyhow....because I already ate it & there's none left.

 

I find Count Chocula evil to be honest. It's pure sugar... sugar really is evil

 

YUMMM! SUGAR....it might be evil, but it goes hand in hand with masturbation! Eat suger, get hyper, masturbate!



Holly

 

Mine is more like, "eat sugar, feel weak, get a headache"

 

Mine is- sugar --> vomit , masturbate anyway.

 

now i could say that nasty little parodies like that only serve to make christians and goths alike look like intolerant assholes, but i have a few bees in my bonnet lately, so i'm going to snicker maliciously and foreward it to a friend instead. i dated a guy for awhile who was totally into the sXe scene, but nonetheless had a bizarre vampire fetish - no drugs or alcohol, just blood, thank you. i wouldn't let him cut me. fuckin' weirdo.

i was into the goth scene when i was pregnant with my first child. don't ask me where we found it, but i somehow managed to get my hands on a black velvet maternity dress. anyway, i was toxemic and ended up in the hospital for over a month of the worst hell i have ever experienced. the hospital knew i was pagan, because i had put it down on the forms (although somehow they could not get it through their heads i was 25 and not 19) and i guess some of the doctors had issues with the black dress and the witches' bible by my bedside. one of the doctors actually started an investigation to "prove" i was going to sacrifice my beautiful baby boy and make flying oinment out of him or something - before he was even born! he wanted to have damien removed from my custody before i even saw him. he succeeded only in making a royal ass of himself, and managed to piss everybody off, (and hopefully, since he was only a 4th year resident, jeopardized his careeer) and when my family threatened a lawsuit he hastily dropped the whole thing. i didn't find out about it until my dad told me later. you better believe i was beside myself with fury when i found out. the hospital told me he had been "reprimanded". not good enough. i wanted him drawn & quartered.

i don't do the goth thing any more, as, after my 2nd child, i no longer fit into most of my cool vintage stuff, and fishnets now have a tendency to make my thighs look like 2 dolphins trapped in a tuna net. worse still i have developed a *serious* allergy to black hair dye, nail polish and aqua net (which is what many female goths tend to breathe instead of oxygen.) this was a crushing blow from which i still haven't recovered. i still listen to the music occaisionally. however, my current husband (such as he is) still considers himself a "rivethead" - we met through the "corpse respondents" pen-pal page on the old dark side of the web.

 

Masturbates, gets bored, and wears band shirts... Oh no! Pure evil!!

 

Now that's just fucking ridiculous... I would hope it did seriously jeoperdize his career, what an ass...

 

If you didn't force people into it before they could think for themselves, do you really think it would still be around? It's a self-perpetuating social virus for the most part... Theres a good article about that at totse.com, but I don't remember what it's called....

 

Huh? I was talking about christianity there...

 

Whoops, about 12 apply to me - didn't know I was Goth... Thought I was something like the opposite.
Stupid stuff - but funny.

 

If less than five of those do apply to you I think you are even more sick.
Or at least unworldly.

 

-Frequently wears black clothing.


-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Complains of boredom.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.


OH NO I'M GOTH!! how odd

 

good grief. according to that list, everyone i know is a goth. religious fundamentalists are so wierd.