Dont spill bubbler/bong water. No matter how stoned you are or how tempting the prospect may seem, blowing into the bong just isn't a good idea.
always use a carb, coughing is ok (no matter waht they say), dont drink too much at the same time, funny words arnt as funny as they sound so dont laugh yourself to death and dont fall asleep.
make sure you gotta lotta time on your hands before you gotta be home so you won't get paranoid about getting caught. and hold in yer hits!
Everyone has given great advice, but this is the only advice that you HAVE to use. Otherwise, it's a waste of weed.
absolutely, i think i read that holding smoke in from 5-6 seconds (one mississippi two mississippi...) or more is your best bet. And coughing just means you got a good hit! don't let dumbasses make fun of you, they'll be ed when they aren't nearly as stoned as you are
But how long do you looked, and act stoned for after you smoke it? And how could i reduce the physical evedince? Oh, and can you actually get high the first time?
Uhhh.... you can get high your first time, just be sure to inhale it right. How long? I think after 3 or 4 hours you should have come down enough to be straight around people. What physical evidence are you trying to reduce? Just kick the ashes outside somewhere and hide your bowl and no one will know the better. Febreeze (sp?)works well to cover the smell, as does incense.
i didn't get high my first time because i didn't inhale the smoke, just make sure the smoke goes down you, and you'll be good
Same goes for laughing. Do NOT laugh into a joint. Well if its done with rolling tobacco and its a nice and tight joint its usually fine.