Walmart Scam

Discussion in 'Consumer Advocacy' started by ~piscean]-[delusions, Mar 9, 2006.

  1. ~piscean]-[delusions

    ~piscean]-[delusions Member

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    One of my friends sent me this, I had to share it. After reading it you may or may not find it to be in the appropriate forum.

    I don't how many of you shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know.

    I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

    This happened to me at Wal-Mart and it could happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.

    They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start having sex with each other.Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

    cheers!

    ~piscean]-[delusions
     
  2. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Shame on you for letting two strange women get into your vehicle.

    But I'm thinking this is supposed to be a joke. ;)
     
  3. twist1up4me

    twist1up4me Member

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    do you always let strange young women perform oral sex on you???
    not only that ~~~ how often do you give strangers rides & let them have sex in your backseat???? i'm all for helping people out w/ rides & whatnot but come on.....
     
  4. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Hahaha :D That's pretty funny. :D
     
  5. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    I haven't been a victimized...... yet.
    Suppose the parking lot cams hold'em at bay?


    I hear there's a similar crime wave w/a major British dept store chain.
    Heard it?
     
  6. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy Brohn Zmith

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    That sounds like porn :rolleyes:
    Or more probably like an urban legend ...
     
  7. Weissdorn

    Weissdorn Member

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    Well, if you only had 20 $ or less in cash in your wallet and you're still healthy, you might have justed lucked out.
     
  8. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Sounds like you kept returning for more victimization, kinda like hurt me hurt me and hurt me some more!
     
  9. tuatara

    tuatara Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    come on people ..you can't all be that daft that you don't get the joke ..lol...i'm getting some extra wallets ready too
     
  10. Zepp

    Zepp Member

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    hehe thats pretty nice one. lol buy cheap wallets! goto a thrift store XD
     
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