Waking Up

I fell asleep on a friends' porch yesterday for a tad, and was suddenly awoken by this hidious voice. Opened my eyes, and there was a rooster sitting on the chair infront of me... staring at me.

It was really odd, yet a tad fascinating.

Anyhow, the rooster is the neighborhood rooster... I think that it's the only neighberhood in the entire inner city that has a rooster. His name is Jethro... we still don't really know who owns him. He tends to crawl at odd times and stand right infront of your door. Sometimes he's gone for days... and he'll just return that one hungover sunday morning.

So, in what odd, yet a tad fascinating ways have you been woken up?

 

i really can't think of any. i've woken in strange places before, but the waking itself always seems to come from either natural causes or an alarm of some sort, at least as far as i can remember off hand

 

i woke up this afternoon from a nap to hear a high ranking junior yelling at a sophomore
and he goes "this is my serious face"

i was like "who the fuck says that shit? and at a military school?"

 

You can also include fascinatingly fascinating places you have woken up in.

This is, after all, a thread about waking up! Ha!



Whole... junior yelling at sophomore anywhere beyond Dangerous Minds style inner city schools thing just isn't cool.

 

same

but roosters are cool pavel

 

There are a couple of wild turkey’s in my neighborhood who are equally well known.


They’re either the dumbest creatures on earth or the vainest, because once they get a glimpse of their own reflection in the window, they just stare at themselves all day long


Hotwater

 

i woke up on concrete stairs one time...my head was towards the ground and my feet where at the top of the stairs. dont' ask, no clue

and i wasn't drinking or on any drugs

 

Maybe them turkeys have self-awareness.

We might just be witnessing a fundamental step in turkey evolution... Soon they'll take over the world

 

Getting a blow job.

 

aww, i want my city to have a rooster....

lol, Toronto would eat that rooster alive... lol.

 

I guess that's it's just as comfortable as some beds.


I have a friend who had to take this oral test in his teacher's office really early one morning because he missed the test... so he slept next to her office in the building just to make sure that he wakes up for the test.

Sure thing next morning the teacher walks up to him and wakes him up. He jumps up and asks her if he missed the test. She says that he didn't, he goes in to do it... and gets an A.

 

well nothing that fascinating... once face down on my living room floor, once on a couch in some strange house i haven't seen before or since...


i was pretty amazed that time i woke up in my own bed when the last thing i could remember was being at a bar about 45 minutes down the highway (drove myself of course)

 

I have a friend who woke up just like that.

He was drunk and passed out in this house (kinda out in the boonies)... and one of my friends' dad (who's a little crazy) brought these sluts (like nasty nasty rednecky 40 year old sluts) from some bar over... and one of them decided to give my sleeping friend a blowjob. He wakes up as she's doing it, looks at her, pushes her off, and goes right back to sleep.

 

I think they stare at themselves because they think the reflection is a perspective mate

Hotwater

 

only the gay ones...

 

Face down sounds like good rockstar fun.

I had something similar happen to me. I was at this lake party once... did too many drugs and drank a bit too much. Last thing I remember, I was playing fucken Hotel California for a bunch of good ol' boys by a big fire at the lake...

Next thing I know I wake up on a chair back at my friend's house which is almost 3 hours away. It was the oddest feeling ever. I was completely fucken dazen and confused for a good couple of minutes. Had to go wake my friend up and ask how the hell I got there.



I'm full of stories today.

 

but they're good. real 'yeeeee-haw!' kind of stories.

 

coming back from canada. we wake up at this strange gas station in the car. no clue how we got there...no clue on where we were - we ended up somehow crossing the border back into the US and pulling off the highway and driving down the street for abotu 10 miles into this small town in Vt

 

Although I was thinking along the lines of Asexual reproduction



hotwater

 

you do have some good ones today

I guess it would have to be to a blow job during a thunderstorm? Though it doesn't sound weird..or this summer when my girlfriend and her friend had just written all over me in ball point pen