waking up as the other sex

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by whimbrel, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    work with me here. if woke up tomorrow as a member of the opposite sex, what would be the first thing that you would do?

    For me - id take a piss outside...standing up:cheers2:
     
  2. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I was going to say piss. So, you're on the right track.
     
  3. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Taking advantage of my tits in any way I could conceive.

    Also, lesbian sex.

    After that, start wishing I could be a man again.
     
  4. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    I'd play with my tits and have a wank..
     
  5. acid.burn

    acid.burn Member

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    masturbate

    ooh ooh and shoot a load on someones face
    probably lode's
     
  6. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Don't that beat all? I mean off.
     
  7. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    i will jerk off for sure, then i will find an easy bitch and fuck her brains out...then i will want to be a woman again.
     
  8. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I'd never get out of bed flicking the bean all day.
     
  9. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    +1.

    I'd rent some lesbo chicks to fuck me till the birds sang... then I'd want to be me again, so I could bang the chicks that were previously eating my pussy. I'd also want room service.
     
  10. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Freak the fuck out "This is 911, what is the problem sir? MY DICK....IT'S GONE!!!" After about 9 years of therapy, I'd probably take advantage of some young bi curious ladies.
     
  11. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    anal sex.......
     
  12. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    thats something you could do now though...youre going to have a butthole either way
     
  13. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    i'd cock slap my husband...

    paybacks a bitch:eek:
     
  14. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    thats totally gay if i am a guy duhhh.:rolleyes:
     
  15. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    Get naked, find a mirror, and masturbate all day long.
     
  16. Yert

    Yert Member

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    Hit on Whimbrel successfully.
     
  17. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    lesbian slut.
     
  18. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    im not a lesbian
     
  19. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Get in my car, drive to Seattle and rape TCF.
     
  20. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    what a shame :eek: pity
     
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