Valentines Day Surprise

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheChaosFactor, Feb 12, 2006.

  1. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    This is fucking hillarious. Its a must read.


    girl: aye... i thought you didnt have work
    today...
    -boy: one of my co-workers called in sick
    -girl: oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30 then?
    -boy: yeah! and babe?
    -girl: yeah?
    -boy: i love you
    -girl: i love you too!
    -boy: ok my manager is like looking at me so
    yeah.... i gotta go.
    -girl: ok bye
    -boy:bye

    2 hours later... the boy drives to his girlfriends
    house

    boy walks up to the door and rings bell

    -girl: hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    -boy:wassup... you ready?
    -girl:um... wait... let me get my bag and we could go ok?
    -boy:eek:k

    they both watched a movie and ate dinner....
    once they were done eating they headed back to
    the car but before she got into the car...

    -boy:wait! can i blind fold you?
    -girl: why??!
    -boy:its a suprise
    -girl: what kind of suprise?
    -boy: a big one
    -girl: okay but only if you promise me that you
    will hold my hand while you're driving.
    -boy: i promise.
    -girl: ok blind fold me...

    so they drove off........... and then they stoped.

    -boy:eek:k we're here!
    -girl: where?
    -boy:wait let me walk you to the place!
    -girl: what place?
    -boy: somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on
    the lips)
    -girl: babe!...

    the boy walks her to the place

    -boy: ok.... let me take the blind fold off you
    -girl: where are we?

    he takes it off her and she opens her eyes and
    sees the view of the city and at that same
    spot...
    thats where he first asked her to be his
    girlfriend...

    -girl: omg.... (tears come down)
    -boy: why are you crying?
    -girl: this is where you first asked me out...
    -boy: what are you doing the rest of your life?
    -girl: (tears come down faster)
    -boy: i wasnt at work when you called me... i
    was planning this whole thing!
    -girl: what thing?
    -girl: (kisses him)
    -boy: look down the cliff..
    -girl: ok..omg..theres alot of pointy rocks
    -boy:yea, there is..(pushes her off)
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    [​IMG] well that would suck[​IMG]
     
  3. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Things like that are why I'll never let a girl

    A)Handcuff me
    B)Blindfold me
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    afraid of sharp and pointy rocks too? fucking scare the shit outta me
     
  5. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I'm more afraid of trecherous girls.
     
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    yea, i try not to worry about things like that...cuz then i'll worry and worry and well, i don't like to worry...
     
  7. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I don't worry about it as long as I can see and have use of my hands. It's losing either/or that makes me paranoid.
     
  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    not being able to see is cool...i see where you're coming from though...

    would you allow a girl to do that, if you really trusted her to do it? i would
     
  9. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    See... I once handcuffed a girl to her headboard, butt naked, and left her there for her mom to find her..... Karma worries me, so I dunno if I could let that happen. Blind fold... Probably. Handcuffed. Never
     
  10. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    yea, karma should worry you...haha, wow...i'd be worried too
     
  11. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    It goes beyond worry. I've had girls get extremely offended that I wont let them tie me up.....
     
  12. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    well, sucks to be them then...maybe you could just let them tie you up slightly, nothing like getting handcuffed or anything, just something that could be broken through if need be...
     
  13. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    not a bad idea....not bad at all. Atleast then they wouldn't act like I don't trust them and storm out leaving me with no action.
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    exactly, theres a lot of things that you could be tied up with, like a silk scarf...

    plus, lots of people don't know any knots, so really, its easy to just untie what they tied anyways...
     
  15. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    What if they were in girlscouts..... then again that's not necessarily bad... I wouldn't mind eating a brownie......(one that's grown up...perverts)
     
  16. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    well, you better learn you're knots too...mmmm brownies :D
     
  17. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I got kicked out of boyscouts for eating brownies... haters.
     
  18. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i was never in boyscouts....just good to know your knots
     
  19. nenni

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    Well I think this sounds like the beginning of an interesting story. :eek:!
     
  20. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    mmmmmmmmm I LOVE being blindfolded and tied up...nothing like it feel everything as long as im not left alone for a single second
     
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