Using items

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this is actualy aimed at guys but if you girls have stuff about your man or just any interesting stories about yourself feel free to post. Ok so have any of you ever used household items to get off. Also post whether or not the item worked. Im a guy and ive tried a few things. Ive tried toothbrushes (electric kind) thinking the bristles might do it. I have also tried shampoo bottles. I got my dick stuck once and i was very scared. But then it went soft and i was ok.

 

Let's see. What have I fucked?

This is kind of embarrassing -- my little sister had these water wings, and if you inflated them and folded them a certain way, you could lube up the hole and fuck them.

My older bro and a penthouse mag and there was letter where this guy fucked a cantaloupe. So of course I had to try it. It was pretty damned good, except my mom wanted to know where all the cantaloupe was going.

My mom had some rubber cleaning gloves -- I'd jerk off with those.

I used to fuck my older sister's beanbag chair

There are a lot more. Basically, when I was a teenager and before I had sex, I'd fuck just about anything.

 

Sweet someone actually posted!!! O ya and ive also tried going between the cushions of my couch. That was when i learned you can get rope burn on your dick.

 

a cantalope, intresting

 

I'm 27 now, but I fucked melons when I was 14 or 15 -- and I remember it felt really good. I cut a hole on one end, but soon found that sticking my cock in and pumping was very difficult until I cut a hole on the other end. Otherwise I was trying to pump against compressed air. Secondly, a cantaloupe feels cold, even at room temperature, so I learned to run warm water through it.

Now imagine how soft and slick the inside of that thing is. Pretty damned good. The funny thing was, after I had my way with it, I had get rid of it without my mom finding it. So I had to cut the damned thing up and feed it down the disposal.

Luckily, we ate a lot of it. One summer, I must have used a dozen of them. I wonder what my wife would think if I told her I'd like to try it again? The more I think about it, the more I think I might want to fuck one for old times sake.

 

Never found anything better than my hand, or my Colt beaded stroker. And I mean, it wasnt from lack of trying.

 

Hmm a cantalope... Definately sounds interesting.
To kama- maybe that is just because your not creative enough.

 

joe, how did you come up wiht the idea lol? seems kinda random thing to cuta hole in an stick yourself right in

 

I use to use cucumbers but i now have a dildo.

 

I wouldn't have thought of it in a million years. This was in the 90's, before we had the internet and my brother had this mag -- I think it was put out by Penthouse -- called Forum. It had all kinds of wacky sex stories that were supposed to be letters from readers. Fat chance.

Anyway, there was a story about some guy who fucked cantaloupes. We just happened to have some in the house and being a horny teenager, I thought I'd have my way with one. I wonder if my mom ever wondered why the cantaloupe kept disappearing -- but she never saw me eat one.

 

lol nice

 

I bet you're on your way to the grocery store now. Don't get a honeydew -- stick with the regular kind. And forget watermelon. They just don't feel right.

 

That's fucking hilarious, Joe.

I never used anything other than a ribbed pocket pussy. That thing milks my stones bone fucking dry.

 

lol why not honeydew?

 

I fucked a sock once.. That was ok but then i remembered i wear them on my feet. I washed it a lot before i wore it again

 

I'm just kidding. I never fucked a honeydew. It's probably fine.

I told my wife about this last night and she laughed her ass off. Then she thought about it a second and said, "You want to do it again, don't you?"

I sad no, and honestly, I don't think I do. But you never now. My wife masturbated with a zucchini once, among other things, so she doesn't have much room to talk.

 

lol zuchini have prickly ends too. That must have made things interesting

 

Well, we were out of cucumbers, which is what originally crossed her mind. You make do.

I'm not really sure why either. She's got a drawer full of dildos, vibrators, wands, balls, beads and God knows what else.

 

Wow she is really into using tools.

 

maby shes goin green?


seriusly though thats alota tools lol