US says no evidence of mermaids

This is the most disappointing news I've heard all week

I'm going to go sulk a while and get drunk on cheap wine while watching The Little Mermaid.

 

You will survive.. possibly.

 

Well, i had no prior knowledge on this subject, but if they actually FOUND mermaids, then I'd be pretty psyched. But, the US probably would try to turn them into super soldiers/slaves.

 

Well I sure there are plenty of oil reserves under the sea.. we'd definitely have to go to war with them.. never know if they have WMDs

 

They got paid to figure this out, you know.

 

If we have sex with them, consensual or otherwise, we might catch crabs too.

 

what kinda hillbilly crack head thought that show was a documentary?

 

There's a lot of strange mysterious biology happening at the bottom of the ocean. Though I think these creatures would resemble monsters more than mermaids...too bad mermaids would be awesome.

 

That is disappointing.

 

But ample evidence for morons. They're the ones that pay for studies like this one. You know--us.

 

^^^ This ^^^



unfortunately...

 

Brudof says no shit.

 

Mermaids have powers you know.

One minute you're swimming in the ocean and the next you're on the beach with a bad sunburn.

It's because they can have sex with you and make you forget about it.

And they don't just hang around so they can get photographed either.

 

this makes perfect sense. now i know why i woke up on the beach with a sore ass. i thought the alcohol was what made me forget everything from 7pm to dusk but now i know to go to that beach only while wearing a tightly tied swimsuit.

 

statistically, i'm pretty sure hillbillies are more likely to be meth heads.

 

its funny cause its true

 

There was once a club in RIO that had live -- yes, LIVE -- mermaids. For a very reasonable fee you could watch them in an underwater ballet performed in a large glass tank.

Afterward, they would (using their special mermaid powers) morph into walking, air-breathing beings long enough so that, for an additional yet still reasonable fee, you could have a drink with one (or more) of them and even talk to them. And, for still another additional (but not-so-reasonable) fee, you could go upstairs with one (or more) of them for some sort of "special" mermaid show.

So, regardless of any government propaganda purporting anything to the contrary or any conspiracy attempting to conceal the existence of mermaids, they do, in fact, exist -- I have seen them.

 

probably most of the people that watch the History Channel

"Hey Billy.. I was watchin dys doc-que-mene-tary on pickin' and dey says my bed pan is wert ferty dollahs"

 

I found more credible the version: loong time ago astralopitecus or dont know which hominid was forced by environmental change to disseminate and some of them came further in land and become us and some went into the sea and evolved and adapted and they go fishing along dolphins and that's why they are so friendly to us cuz they are some kind of mermaid dog

AND... they have been seen a lot and filmed and STUDIED by lots of scientists teachers of important american and african universities BUT the happy motherfuckers of the USA gov have been developing sonar weapons and several testing of this weapons resulted in the killing of thousands of whales and made them strand in american and african beaches and along them mermaid people.

And if good people find about this they won’t let them keep it up so they had to use that lovely ¨terrorism¨ excuse that allows them to do whatever they want and keep it secret so they raided most (not all) the proof from the people researching who were getting ready to tell the world the happy news that we have a co habitant smart specie whit us in earth and that they don’t have pollution or atomic bombs, so they told them it was a matter of national security and took away the stuff and told them to shut the fuck which luckily they didn't.

Really people you didn't knew? Where have you been?

 

They're talking about the docufiction film 'Mermaids: The Body Found'.
It's like half documentary half CGI and a lot of renactments.
If any of you havent seen it , I recommend watching it if you find the time.
It honestly blew me away and half of me wants to believe it.


"Two former National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration scientists, after investigating mass stranding of whales, claims to have recorded mysterious underwater noises coming from an unknown source. This sound resembled a sound previously recorded in 1997, called the "bloop". They recovered 30% of the remains of an unknown creature from inside a great white shark which was said to possess attributes of the human body. They alleged that the marine creature had hands, not fins, and the hip structure of an upright animal. These findings, along with many others led the team to determine that this unknown animal was very closely related to humans — a mermaid."