unknown drunken injuries??

ommggg , how high was it??

i know its hard to beleive

also... sarcasm didy

 

About twice the height of the room you are sitting in.
I landed on a snooker table and then slid off the corner, slicing my back in the process.
I managed to get up and run...not far though .

That was around the time I stopped drinking whisky

 

Do injuries caused by sloppy drunken sex count?


.. I dunno if I have got unknown drunken injuries . I usually know.
Sometimes it takes a minute, or a day to put the pieces together tho.

I always hurt myself in stupid ways that shouldn't have hurt so bad.. it is never doing some crazy thing that should have hurt me...
I hyperextended- (or some such term for pulled the hell out of and made swollen) my thumb one night getting into bed and putting my hand down wrong. wtf.

 

I woke up with a huge strawberry on my knee and a knot on my head.

Apparently I chased Dean around the apartment and powerslid into a wall.

It was after south by southwest a year and a half ago. I was taking secret tequila shots. I rode in the back seat of my own car on the way home, they call my alter ego Belinda Branson.

 

ommgg ouuuccchh..

poor you..

at least you stopped drinkin whiskey tho..
soucnds soo fuckin sore tho

injuries caused by sex??? do tell :rofl:

ouch

 

The alcohol numbed the pain.
It wasn't that sore though, just heavy bruising and a shallow scar.
I manged to get out of the building before the police arrived and my friends helped take me home.
Yes, atleast something positive came out of me nearly paralysing myself....

 

sloppy drunk rough sex.. thats really self explanatory.

 

Yah my 16 year old sister. I had been drinking for about... 15 hours. I can't remember any of it. That was pretty much my first and last violent outburst, though.

I know.. :rofl: It was when I went back to NZ for a holiday. My friend and I decided to go and sit on this trailer on my dads farm and drink and talk about old times..

There is cow poo on farms, people. Slippery cow poo. Watch your step!!

 

why were you standin on that thingy :toetap05:

haha ok ...

i get it

:rofl:

ewwwwwwwww lol lol lol funny :rofl:

 

Did I tell anybody about that time in band camp?

 

doesnt involve a trumpet does it

 

I was playing drunken football (I don't even like football) and I kicked the ball on a roof.
I had been up there before, sober, but this time there was a strange need to go bouncing on one or two (I have no idea why).
The drink probably...
The older ones where fine. they actually took my weight.
It was the thinner, cheaper, newer ones that failed (I figured this out later.)
I was going to sue the building owners for using cheap materials...but thought I probably lose that case.

 

Erm, nothing so big.

 

a flute

 

No. An tiny experimental hydraulophone pipe organ made from a piece of drainage pipe and plumbing fittings.

 

are you bein sarcastic

or really

 

That would be YES.

In reality though it is real but very large.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydraulophone

 

:rofl:

haha

you secretly are bein serious tho arent you

:leaving:

 

It could explain my mood over the last few weeks.

 

:rofl:


i knew it