unknown drunken injuries??

i just got one... and i duno how, i looked at my leg and was like.. whats that

and my friend was like, thats blood rollindown your leg

got any??

got any funny stories share shhaaare

 

That pic is going to make a few posters spank bank.

and yes, I got 3 this week.

 

nothing that i can think of apart from falling off things (couches, chairs, etc)

let me nurse you back to health

 

well, not really drunken....


but one time in 7th grade i fell asleep during english class and i woke up with a giant knife gash on my arm that was gushing blood dripping on the floor. and it was the class bell that woke me up.

i'm still baffled by it and the scar remains prominent. who did this to me? why? was it me? wtf?

 

whats spank bank

lol i fell like last weekend in the club, on the dancefloor lol emmbarressiinnng :rofl:


yes please do nurse whim

lol

 

decapitation, AIDS, cancer, stubbed toe, bloody diarrhea, hyperthyroidism, diabetes.

 

omg ..

wtf??

how did the stabbing not wake you up :rofl:

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spank bank

 

This part of the leg bleeds due partly to gravity.. small cuts sometime be gushers..

 

omg

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i've had several unknown injuries, drunken or otherwise.

i don't think there's any particularly funny stories about them though.

 

but i wonder how it got there

it stings a lil now that i noticed it...
when i didnt know it was there i didnt feel anything ha

 

I can't think of any. My last injury was a busted lip and that was from my face breaking my fall when I had one of my fainting spells.

 

ouch

 

i cleaned it up

how did i get it.. hmmm

 

That pic is going to make a few pos.......hang ona min...this seems...nm.

 

:rofl:

 

I was drunk a little while back and was making out with a girl at a party in a little dark room. She exclaimed that she had lost her necklace. I, being wasted, decided it must be on the roof! The window was very old and was sort of broken. So I smashed my arm right through it. Because my blood was thin from being drunk, a good amount ended up all over my jeans. I didn't feel it, didn't even NOTICE it until someone turned on the light. I now have a scar on my arm to remember the night forever Oh, and I found her necklace in my bra later that night.

 

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why would it be on the roof :rofl:

 

Like I said...I was really REALLY wasted! :cheers2: