Say, for example, you went on a day trip to Amsterdam and on the way back through customs, they stop and search you and find 1/2 ounce of widow stuffed in your crack, what would the police do? Would they just take it off you and slap your wrist or is it a different penalty for bringing it back into the country?
You'd get arrested for sure for a half ounce on an international border. Whether it would actually come to anything in the end is a different tale though, one which I don't know the answer to. It depends on how good your story is I suppose ('Oh yeah, I kinda forgot it was in my arse crack officer'). I reckon you would get in some harsh degree of trouble but not anything prison worthy. Friends of mine have simply been detained for a couple of hours, cavity searched and then sent on their way for a few grams of personal from A'dam. OTOH I've quite happily walked through schipol with 15gms in my shoe/boxers and have had no probs whatsoever, even though I do look very much like a dodgy hippy. You don't really want to take the weed though as it is much bulkier and smellier (and it's easy to get 'White Widow' or equivalent potency/cure type weed in the UK, as with much dutch grass). Only take a little of the weed and wrap tightly, very airtight and stick somewhere intimate (no, not that intimate you filthy beggar) with maybe a little tape to keep it in place. Hash on the other hand is easier and you can get some stuff that even the connoisseur over here will find hard to have a consistent supply of. I HIGHLY recommend the rifman menu in der tweede kamer/dampkr. all hashes produced in morocco to very strict standards dictated by reps from the shop, very very tasty marocs which are nigh on impossible to get something equivalent often here as it only comes around once in a blue moon. The high end of this selection is like no polms you're likely to have smoked often and would surely recommend some of that over the grass. Very pliable and oily but not black hash, gooey, blonde and very rich mmmmm. 10 grams of that will fit happily elsewhere easily and without the bulk or stink of the weed. Of course you don't have to go with that specific hash but you could get something a lot more special instead of just some crappy WW imo.... good luck...
