Uhg..nice waste of a 300$ ounce

k, with my connection gone to vietnam for another 3 months, i finally sucked it up and went and bought a Killer ounce of Kush for 300$ and when i say killer i mean killer

well, yesterday finishing up my christmas shopping me and a friend are rolling around store to store, mall to mall, when i remeber "shit, i've got the fuckin oucne in my glove box"

so i tell my buddy right away to roll up a pinner joint, as if we had rolled a normal size, or blunt i would be too stoned to go shopping anymore, so he rolls up a tiny little tooth pick joint

once he rolls it and we are ready to smoke we've decided that were are gonna pass by this mall beside us and head straight into downtown vancouver, so this road "Kingsway" is a pretty busy road, but it's busy enough that u dont stop often, and when u do it's only for a short red light

considering christmas shoppers though, it was fairly busy, but having smoked in WAYY heater areas, we just sparked up the joint and continued driving downtown

so we probably get like half way through the joint 5 minutes later, when we hear a "Woooo Woooo" aka little police siren like the cop just buzzed it once

we look around...no lights...no further sirens...wtf is going on???

we smoke for another like 2 minutes, toss the roach and continue driving

[enter completely stoned [as of now] completion of this story from earlier in the day]

we then pull onto one of the main veins into the city, 1st Ave which runs right into downtown, so we continue down this road, at this time i finally noticed that the van had been following the whole time, but even then i didnt think much of it because the root i took is used so commonly for anyone going downtown.

We then get to a red light right near the turn on to the "georgia street viaduct" which is the bridge into the actuall "downtown" we heard the little
"BEEEEPPPP BEEEEPPPP" it was an actuall "Vancouver police department" cruiser that pulls right in front of us and pulls ahead of us pulling off into the next little drive way

"ummm...wtf is going on?..."

was the sentiment, so we CONTINUE driving, not thinking anything of it [i dont know if it was because i was so ripped or because the situation had become so confiusing]

so again..keep driving..turn down another street, and we are 100m's and 1 left turn away from being in downtown vancouver, the van trails far behind now and almost looking to be pulling over, so again, very confusing....

we finally turn onto the bridge going into the city..then see the fucking van behind us AGAIN trying to like catch up in spaces since it's a 2 lane merging into 1, we keep going, i'm still fucking confused....

so finally the van gets behind us and AGAIN we hear the "wOOO WOOOO" so i figure k..fuck obviously somthin is fucked here, thats undercover i guess

so as we are still slowly pulling over another "WOOO WOOOOOO"

and another "WOOOO WOOOOO"

and..just to be safe, another "WOOO WOOOOOOO"

hmm..so lets get it straight

in front of me, an undercover RCMP Taho, lights on

behind me, a VPD Cruiser

behind him, an RCMP Cruiser

behind her, THE FUCKING VAN!!!

so 4 cops have us boxed in on one of the buisest bridges into the city, i figure it's because of the driving while smoking weed, still not completely alarmed or afraid

i tell my buddy in the passenger seat to hide the weed in the glove box [An ounce minus 2 joints]

the cop walks up to my car, and i had checked my eyes in the rear view mirror before he had walked up, and they were only slightly dialted, not red or very squinted

so i look the cop right in the eyes as he walks up, he looks at me and i say "whats the problem officer?"

him - "well you were caught smoking marijuana while driving back there by that undercover RCMP officer, i would advice you hand over anything you have right now because they will search and find everything!

me - "the joint we smoked was the only weed we had"

him - are you sure?

me - yes

him: Give me your registration papers!

the guy has his head stuck almost inside my car looking, my buddy pretended to look for them under the seat etc. but then the cops like "are they in the glove box?"

hahahh fuckkkkk...i looked over to my buddy and cracked a nervous smile and just looked back forward

he opens the glove box, and there it is, a near full ounce of grapefruit Kush...

cop - what the hell is that?

buddy - oh..umm

cop - give that shit to me now!

cop - takes the weed, k we'll take your licences we'll be back

so me and my buddy just sit in the car and he asks if i'm worried or tweakin, i tell him no, because i know nothings gonna happen

every other cop besides the VPD cruiser leaves

the guy walks back up with my liscence and a ticket

cop - "ok...i'm not gonna ruin your day, you know we could have given you a 24 hour, or had your car impounded and ticket you, but i'm just gonna have to give you a ticket this time...if you want to just go out and smoke a J or 2, just do it somewhere safe, not while driving, since the rcmp was who reported you so we have to issue you a ticket of some sort"

i was issued with a "Unsafe lane change"

for carrying an ounce of weed and driving completely fuckin stoned

good story, even for 300$

 

Weed must me expensive in canada and why aren't the cops down here that cool; we only have one dirty cop in my town (Officer Chambers). He SERIOUSLY just bought an ounce of my White Widow 4 days ago and everytime me and my friends (or any other smokers) see him off duty we invite him to smoke. However if he's on duty we have the understanding if he sees anyone smoking he gets to take it no questions asked. It's a little game we have, if we're stupid and let him catch us then he gets to keep it, but normally I see him daily and we smoke w/e he confiscated; even my own stash (happened twice).

 

Niiice, Digital. That could have been some really annoying crap to have to deal with; and though losing a freshy of something that dank always sucks, it's certainly better than losing your car.

Makes a great story for a blunt circle.

Glad you didn't get too hassled, much peace ~

 

yea, i was prepared to have to go get my car outa impound, so a ticket wasnt too bad

 

damn that blows, they should have sirens that say "pull over" or something... make things a lil' clearer for us high folk

 

Wow you got lucky. In my town nothing of that sort would happen. Someone would probably get a couple years of jailtime for that much because its automatically a distributing charge. You even lied to the guy and he was nice to ya. That's fucking crazy.

 

Gotta love Canada. In the Pennsylvania you would of been locked up with charges against you & a court date.

 

Must of been a SUPEr killer oz if you paid 300 , now tis probably laying around somewhere never to be seen again , that or he smokedit on ya

 

sorry double post

 

haha youre lucky man. why do you keep your nugs in your glove box? wouldnt it be smarter to hold stash in a center console, under a seat, in your trunk? anywhere besides right next to the paperwork any cop you encounter will inevitably request a look at?

 

I was thinking the same. If i bought more than an 8th, i would keep it in the trunk just for safe measures. How many times do cops ask you to open up your trunk when they stop you? But dont forget, Digital was blazed and chillin, so his mind were on other things. But he def coulda played it better. Live and learn.

 

Oh yeah, if your situation happend in MA, you would be facing jail time. Lucky bastard.

 

I hope the cops smoked the weed, at least. It'd be a shame for it to go to waste.

 

Forizzle!

 

i kinda have a feeling they mighta smoked some of it, VPD is a fucked up police force

and yea, the weed was in my glove box because i was stoned and stupid, not to mention the like hundreds of times i've smoked while driving without anything going wrong lol

 

phhh, fuckin rookies, when will they learn.

 

meh, it's only money

 

just the answer i was looking for...speaking of money, did you ever order thaht hurricane?

 

no..they wont ship to Canada, i cant find anywhere that will ship a hurricane to canada, or have them in stock here

not even stupid Knock-off ones

and the headshops here i know will NOT carry anything close to that quality

what to do, what to do

 

Well... at least they're more understanding in Vancouver.

Haha... I bet they smoke while driving too.