got up today and my relatives were due in 30 minutes, i got showered n dressed and then smoked a bong load and hid all my shit, i was so blazed and it was crazy cuz my relatives were coming in and my girlfriend was getting picked up by her sister and her dad and they were goin but then coming back to meet everyone and it blew my fuckin skull! ps- stoned as shit right now, who else got blown for turkey day?
I am RIPPED right now, 2 bowls got me pretty fucked up. Greatest weed I have ever smoked. It's not Thanksgiving here, so theres like no food in my cupboards (that can go in the microwave).
haha....its a celebration, bitches! of course im fucking blown.....and i love it. me & my brother finally made peace. haha we climbed on the roof of our building and each smoked a blunt to ourselves. haha halfway through it i was like uhh im gonna put this out....but then i lit it back up like 20 minutes later. ha well im high....im sooo looking foward to dinner. my mother is actually cooking, and ive never seen her drunk ass cook anything. it will be interesting i kind of missed my crazy old mom and right now im high enough to put up with her so today will be cool.
i got high and watched the football game with my brother with the sound off but music playin. this was after dinner. oh yeah. leftovers...... brb
Man, let me tell you the legend of Smokesgiving. Smokesgiving happens between my friends and I, whichever happen to be staying over at our school for the thanksgiving break. Smokesgiving is a joyus occasion for all and I recommend it to anyone. So here it goes: first, we are lucky, the school gives any group of four or more $60 to spend on a thanksgiving feast, because we go to crazy art school and they're sweet like that. Then each of us pitches in $10, so we usually end up with like $120 to kick around since atleast six of us stay for the break, and we go and buy TONS of thanksgiving food at the grocery store: all the trimmings, nothing left out, everyone's family favorites and all that shit. We do it as well as our parents ever would. Then we all sleep together the night before, wake up early! in the morning together, and begin cooking straight ahead at 8AM. We eat nothing before Smokesgiving. Also we smoke no weed. So we are all in the kitchen, fasting, and cooking up a shitstorm. Then we wait for things to bake and make some hand turkeys. Then the food usually is done by, oh...4:20 or so, and we set the table and get everything ready with all the food presented elegantly and layed-out in perfect old WASPy mom style. Then we take to the gravity bong, some huge 2 liter contraption, and just take the biggest hits EVER until we know we've had our fill on the dankest weed we could find. Then we are all rocking HUGE munchies cause we haven't eaten yet and now we're stoned and there is the smell of thanksgiving dinner everywhere. Then we fill up our plates, probably shaking by that point, and all sit down in a circle and say what we're thankful for. Then we EAT LIKE RHINOS, stop, and take a fat nap. Then we all wake up a couple hours later, smoke AGAIN, and have dessert! Then we watch a movie and wrap up the food and go to bed together. Before we all pass out that night, we pack a triumphant bowl and leave it there for the next morning. The next morning one of us gets up first (I like doing it) and goes around to each sleeping person and wakes them up with a fatty bowl in their face. Then we all rise and eat the leftovers. THE END. this is the legend of Smokesgiving. May it treat you well. love, Gavin.
I smoked some freshly harvested marijuana dried to perfection with crystals and hairs all over. It had literally finished drying that day so it was thanksgiving weed so we enjoyed the yearly harvest and sat down with a 23 pound turkey and feasted.
man! did iever!! ok, my family all went to NYC, to celebrate thanksgiving with people there. Since i had work, i stayed. Thursday night i came home, brought some turkey from work, for later. Then, i followed my plans, and built my homemade bong, with a plastic syrup bottle, put on that jimi hendrix cat, loud in my living room,where i had a bunch of candles lit up, brought out my amp and guitar, and man did i have fun. next thing i knew, i was reading nietzsche sitting in the middle of my living room. i ate thhe turkey and some more! so yeah, for me, it was turkey-tokey-day.
i stayed over at my friends house the night before and smoked 2 bowls before i went to my grandmothers house wtih my girlfriend. i was so blazed, i had to pull my beanie down nearly over my eyes. i am completely gone rihgt now. 2 packed bowls of crystal drenched nug
I think that's something EVERYONE does. I couldn't this year because new in laws came and they wanted to talk to me about college, but I REALLY wanted to and I know a bunch of people who did.
Turkey day or tokey day? I was fucking smoked out on Thanksgiving man. I smoked a few blunts with some family members and ate a bunch of hydrocodone. Plus, I had been awake for 36 hours by the time we started getting fucked up. I was fucking blitzed out of my mind and everyone could tell, because my eyes looked like they had a mind of their own, they were just jittery and beady from the weed, pills, and sleep deprivation. I was too fucked up to even eat Thanksgiving dinner. To top that off, I ate a few somas later that night and smoked a few more blunts. Good times.
