Totino's pizzas.

Are pretty much awesome on Natty nights after you strike out with your [non-lisping] male fellow.

Yes, yes. I am a fatty. I drown my non-coitus depression with frozen food.

....Wharrrrgarbl.

 

What are Natty nights?

 

I've never had these pizzas.

 

Oh man.
Those things are so confusingly good.

 

Toshtinosh pizzash arsh sho hotsh.

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i'm assuming nights of drinking natural light, or natural ice beer. some of the worst beer known to mankind
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29/1524
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29/653

of course, it can get you drunk, but its fucking disgusting.
in ohio, its the cheapest beer i know of. apparently in indiana, keystone is a little cheaper.

 

Oh, it's rough. But so rowdy.

 

Puke.

I'm pretty much high class; Red Barrons are fucking delic...

 

Are you talking about those frozen rolled up bits of "bread" with pizza "stuff" in them that some "people" heat up in the microwave (death ray). If so one of my friends was eating a plate of those and went outside so I ate one 'cause I'm an asshole like that, and it was the most horrible unplesent tasteing thing EVER. I don't understand how anyone could eat those things unless they were starving! I guess thats what I get for taking someone else's food.

 

Pizza rolls aren't as good as the straight up pizza. But they're up there.

 

TM, I know you've been asked this before, what's with the sausage?

 

You mean my enormous cack?

 

Usually. But I meant on the pizzas this time...

 

I don't like sausage.

 

Good. THE right answer.
I'll be back.

 

The last time I heard that, I was slapped in the face with a large phallic object soon after.

I can only hope the same holds true in this instance.

 

Totino's pizzas are fucking great for such a low price. But I love any and all pizza.

 

I'm a full body kinda guy.
I hope you can take shots all over.

 

It's what I live for, obviously.

 

Obviously.