Top 1000 things that you can do with rulers

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  1. bird_migration

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    1000. Rule.
     
    bird_migration, Sep 24, 2005
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  3. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    999. play kinky sex games involving highschool fantasies...
     
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  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    998. Beat Someone With
     
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    997. Form protest group to lobby against their policies
     
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  9. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    996- Make a post on hipforums about them.
     
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  11. bird_migration

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    995. Throw them at mongrol dogs.
     
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  13. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    994. Shit on them and fling it at poeple like a crazy yahoo!
     
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  15. pabsy

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    993. give one to PrettyUgly...... his one is feeding him mis-information...
     
    pabsy, Sep 25, 2005
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  17. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    992. shove up bird_migration's ass
     
    jo_k_er_man, Sep 25, 2005
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  19. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    45. draw straight lines
     
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    Man, I am so glad that so many people participate and that we almost finished the Top 1000.

    44. Calculate.
     
    bird_migration, Sep 25, 2005
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  23. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    43. dress up like a nun and smack the hands of disobedient students
     
    seamonster66, Sep 25, 2005
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  25. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    42. measure straight things under 12 inches...
     
    daisymae, Dec 4, 2005
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  27. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    41. Use it as a splint on my dick when it gets broken.....(yeah, I need the whole 12 inches)
     
    TheGanjaKing, Dec 4, 2005
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  29. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    40. poke dead things with it.
     
    daisymae, Dec 4, 2005
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  31. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    39. Use it for a coffee stirrer

    (shut up about how lame that is, I am still sleeping.)
     
    TheGanjaKing, Dec 4, 2005
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  33. lovelightlisa

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    38. put it up someones ass and measure how deep the ass is
     
    lovelightlisa, Dec 4, 2005
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  35. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    37. use it as a stake for my pot plant so it doesn't flop over...
     
    TheGanjaKing, Dec 4, 2005
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  37. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    36. Make a see-saw for your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures.
     
    daisymae, Dec 5, 2005
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  39. Friend

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    E) Take another ruler and see if it's really scaled properly.
     
    Friend, Dec 5, 2005
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