To kids who smoke at home...

I just figured out the best place to get high inside your house without your parents noticing(too bad i realized this after i don't live there anymore). The bathroom, before you are going to shower, is the perfect place to smoke up.

It's the only place in the entire house to lock yourself in without someone wondering whats going. It has a ventiliation system vent and most of the time has a window also. The shower water running through the house and in the tub makes a great noice deturant. The smell never leaves the bathroom(because you put a towel at the foot of the door) and the soap and shampoo lather destroys the smell that hasn't been sucked out already. You or your clothes doesn't reek of bud. Visine/mouthwash/toothpaste/cologne are all available right in front of you. And the water feels crazy. It's practically flawless.

I had to throw this one out there.






i'm high...and fresh out of the shower.

 

yah i know man, thats wut i do if i ever toke at home lol.
and if u have 'red' eyes..i mean, fuck u just took a SHOWER, right?? lol
and taking a shower stoned is fun.

i also like smoking in the bathtub while takin a bubble bath

 

haha, ya thats what I do everytime Ive smoked at home. Just turn the shower on, open the window, and toke up blowing the smoke out the window. Then clean out the pipe, take a shower, brush your teeth and there wont be any smell by the time your done.

 

wella ctually, the funny thing is that tapwater always seems to make my eyes go white.

someteims i used to, before school, take the bong down under my towel, have a cone out the window and have a shower, the water would make my eyes white and i could carry the bong under teh towel


but whats with you people without locks on your doors, and families that care what your doing every single moment of the day, in your bedroom, like, where your gonna be all the time amyway.

youd expect that we all have windows in our bedrooms? personally id hate not to have windows, regardless of whether i smoked or not. but yeh if you have a window, and you blow the smoke out the window, nothing inside of the house smells. its such a simple concept but everyone still seems to smoke indoors.

like when ppl come ot my house and i tell em to get the smoke outside.. they still manage to let heaps of smoke indoors, like they think i just mean blow the smoke in teh direction of the window or something

if you hold your bong out the window, and blow your ait -out- the window, there is guaranteed to be 0% smell. you dont have to worry about a thing, cept people outside seeing your bong, which is really unlikely unless oyu have ppl looking at your window all teh time

but still people go on and on about spoofs and all this other stuff which makes out like people are too lazy to blow it out their window.

if you use a bong and load one hits worth, you can hold the bong indoors too, without any smoke comin out

 

see bill in my opinion it is simply easier to stuff some drier sheets into an empty water bottle, or into a toilet paper roll, and to just smoke in bed/on the couch in a circle, or at the kitchen table.(Yes we actualy smoked at breakfast, with the parents, we just kept everything held under the table and they somehow eithor didn't notice, or didn't care.)

if you use it out the window, you gotta be by the window, and STANDING, and leaning over. and when your high that can be complicated for a group of people to coordinate togethor.

 

im afraid of doing it in the bathroom... my friend smoked a butt in his bathroom and the fan brought that shit to the kitchen... how does no smell stay in there.. maybe ill try one of these days when my rents are at work

 

if your worried about people seeing you holding a bong out your window, you can always take the slide out (if your's comes out) and hold just the slide out the window, most people probably wont even reconize a slide hanging out the window anyway...

 

i used to smoke my bowl out the window... but i mean whats the point if i can jst go outside...?

 

ive smoked weed when i was taking a bath & ive smoked cigs taking a shower

 

and nobody notices the smell? i need some really good smelling shampoo first lol

 

or......I could smoke in my room

 

He was just amking a suggestion man, if you like smokin' in your room then feel free to do so, but don't bring negative vibes to the thread.

 

smoking a roach in the shower sounds reallly fun

 

If you have two windows and a fan, you can use the laws of physics to keep your room weed-smell free!

Just open both windows, and point the fan out one of them. The fan will suck the weed-air out of the room, and new, fresh air will come in though the other window. (Note: this doesn't work as well if the windows are right next to each other.)

 

well obviously with parents like that, you dont really have anything to worry

most mothers i know can smell things i cant if theyre shoved in my face.

but as you say, its an issue of laziness. personally i think its worth the minimal effort of looking out a hole in the wall, to keep myself from badgering parentals

 

man, my mom claims she can smell anything. but i just toke up in my closet and burn two incense, oen by my door, and one in the closet, open a window, put the fan in the window, and block off the door. it works for me!

 

smoking the the shower red eye excuse: i got shampoo in my eye

 

yes it woyuld except the window from my bathroom ove looks my garden so i dont tend to smoke incase my mum does a spot of gardening an sees smoke lol

 

i always take too long getting a good temperature in the shower because i just cant tell what im feeling

 

i sometimes go out to the garage in the middle of the night and light up.