To beard or not to beard?

Ahh shit. Fuckin autocorrect. SEE pictures. I'm on my phone.

 

A German who doesn't like sports

 

Hello,
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the world is full of wonders .

Regards
Gyro

 

No, the autocorrect had it right. We all need to WEAR pictures of bird.

 

I'd wear a bird mask.

 

I call my beard my bird mask...just since today....

 

I like this thread

 

At the moment I am semi on to medium growth beard.Need a trim.

 

I never grew anything more than a small go tee until a couple years ago. People have told me all my life that chicks don't dig beards, that I'd never get laid. Then I got to the point where I didn't give a fuck. The beard does turn off a lot of women. But what nobody told me is that it turns on the right kind of woman. It's like an automatic lame bitch detector. And it keeps my face warm. Win win

 

I like to be able to reach over and stroke a nice beard when I have something to contemplate.


Also, during sex.

 

There is nothing better than contemplating a serious problem over a good beard stroke....

 

Three times since I was 19 I've shaved my beard off. Each time, the women in my life told me to grow it back. Guess my chin is substandard. I should start a new thread, "Is my chin large enough?"

 

I love my husbands beard. I lick it. I stroke it....his beard too. hahaha.

 

you can tell just by looking that this guy totally gets poon

 

^^^ Obvs.

 

My beard is now about maybe half way from where it was earlier in this thread (at the beginning of the year) to the beard posted above. I can easily tip my head down and feel it on my upper chest.