Titty Bar

Yup.
21st birthday me and my buddies are all going to a titty bar.
Either a titty bar or a burlesque show. I'm not sure yet.
And yeah, I got like 5 or 6 years to go, but I'm still excited.

 

atriot:

 

I went to a strip club on my 18th birthday

 

strip clubs are fun.

go on amateur night, get blasted, and hop on stage. it's awesome.

 

I haven't been yet. In three months I'm taking my best friend for her 18th.

 

It will never happen because you will all be dead by then.

 

strip clubs are just not for me.

most of the chicks look like they would be loose as hell, most are fat, saggy tits, crack whores, missing teeth, smells,

my memories of strip clubs are bad.

 

you really should visit a good, quality strip club

unless you like shady places at that point in your life

shady strip clubs can be fun

 

I'd rather go sky diving.

 

I'd rather go sky diving naked.

 

MAKE SURE TO ASK FOR THE VIP LOUNGE.

 

I've never been to a strip club, but it seems really stupid to me. I'd rather spend the money on a prostitute and at least get my dick wet.

 

hey bay, if you got the money, I gots the time.

 

By then (after WWIII) the evil dictatorship of the United States of A. will have shut down all "non-essentials" and you will be in an underground bunker trying to avoid being sold into white slavery (but with very slim chances)

 

This man speaks the truth

 

I spent my last $3 on 8,000 packs of ramen noodles.
I could pay you in ramen, I suppose.

 

Ewww....do you know how dry you'd get?

 

I'll take a swim afterwards.

 

You would think so, initially. But there is something to it. I guess I don't feel like sex needs to be consummated on every occasion involving a woman's body anymore (I'm a faggot).

Edit: But it's definitely classed as conspicuous consumption. iggy:

 

deal.

btw, if my apartment is approx 900 sq feet, then how many packs of ramen will it take to fill my place to the brim?