Everytime I look at the time on the fora (for instance, whilst stalking), it's always a minute faster than my clock. I also notice that when I'm driving, even though I'm going 45, which is really fast compared to a normal walking person, I feel so slow. I bet even if time was moving at some extreme warpspeed, and we were moving at some extreme warpspeed, no one would even notice. It's all relative, you German bastard.
Who's got my turkey basters *raises three fingers*.....?!?!!! Oh, a little jam band humor always brightens up my day.