Time for an ego boost!

Now tell me some stuff about yourself that makes you awesome. Everyone needs to toot their horn a little sometimes.

Here's mine:

I recently perfected making pizza from scratch, all the way down to the crust. I wish I had some rich guy who believed in me to invest a crapton of money into a pizza restaurant because I'm fairly sure we'd do well.

That's all I got.

 

Don't know where to start.

 

Im so awesome that I don't need to toot my own horn...it toots itself :smoking:

 

I'm perfect in every way.

 

one time i drew a perfect circle- freehand!

 

uuuhh..


i just noticed the new smilies!!! :2thumbsup: :sunny: :mickey: :toilet:


fuck yeah!

 

i am a great mom!! I just spend all morning cooking a fabulous lunch for the kids, adn they munched down, and got to read as many books as they wanted (of course technically I read them to them. lol )

and I would have to say, I am a great wife, a little too good at times.

 

i am a great cook, both food and entheogens. Gourmet & Boutique (low volume/high quality).

 

I was very pleased with my garden this year. I planted more new things and just about everything did well.

It was a great feeling to get into the dirt and play. It is even a better feeling to be eating what we grew without any pesticides.

 

I'm so awesome I have to mute my own horn

 

i can drink more beer than you

 

I'm also a really great cook, I like to take care of people. I'm also getting alot better at manipulating paint with my paint brush.

 

i have an attractive penis

 

I can make a mean egg, bacon, and cheese sandwich!

 

I'm good at talking and typing really fast.
I am constantly surrounded by over-achievers so I always feel average.

 

Im good at making people happy!

 

i make delicious japanese chicken cutlet... that is all

 

You know where you can go to give me proof of such allegations.

 

I have a really soft sack

 

I'm pretty intelligent, quirky, and an unusually ethical and caring person. I do anything for the people I care about.