Three days ago, I had a bit of a gut. Not overweight or anything, but a bit of "extra" around the midsection. This morning I woke up with a sixpack, slim and slender. You may ask, "What’s the secret?". It’s not proper diet, it’s not exercise, it’s not a miracle pill. It’s the flu. God I feel like shit. I haven’t eaten hardly anything in three days, and everytime I do choke something down, it comes right back up. My temp this morning was 101.6, but I feel so cold. This is going to make the paycheck look real thin also. Oh well, what ya going to do. I’ll get better. Hopefully soon.
Sorry, I don't mean to sound like a whinner, but this really does suck. I feel like my tonsils are swollen as well.
That sucks man. I have the flu also. And I'm four days over my due date. I keep hoping all the coughing will trigger contractions...but so far nothing. Hope you feel better soon!
Aw, that really sucks. On the bright side ,you got your six pack in time for summer. I don't tend to loose weight with the flu.. come cough on me.
so if this isn't for weight loss purposes, does that mean you just have a thing for getting coughed on?
I was thinking maybe he had some sort of flu good for weight loss.... ah,joke failed. I don't really want the flu anyway... and chances are if I lose any weight it will be from my boobs or ass or something(not my gut or thighs)...and I am already like an A cup
By the time I am responding to this hopefully you are healthy again and holding a munckin. Hope all is well. And sorry, Babyhellfire, It was a magical weight-loss flu. The only one ever, but I am doing alright now, I think the flu has passed. Damn, I should have had it patented. I could have infected people for a certain fee. What could I have called it....? Maybe "flu away abs"? No that sucks. Any Ideas? I think my wife and children are coming down with it, I just need them to cough into jars for me...... Maybe not. You don't need to loose any weight anyway.
Aw! i hope you wife,and children recovery quickly ..no I am not a flu fetishist,just a lame joke teller. do you think there are flu fetishists? If so they probably would post here
i just checked out your gallery hellfire to see why you'd want to lose weight.. and shut the fuck up you're hot and skinny hippielandscapper, i can feel your pain, i'm getting over tonsillitis unfortunately i still have a gut though...
-sweeet. I have gained some weight,but yeah, I don't REALLY need to lose any I told ya indian-summer.i am built like a 12 yr old boy-no boobs,no ass-fairly skinny....just with monster thighs,and arm jigglies. Still,I wouldn't mind to wake up one morning with tiny legs,arms and a tighter 6 pack. ..not that i want the flu.
I've lost a bit of weight myself from this globus I had caused by anxiety. I don't know exactly how much I lost...a little over 5 kilos I think. I'm about 60 kilos now. I'd kinda like to gain it back.
