This thread decides how big my penis is

For every poster in this thread, my penis grows 1 inch.

Start posting people, and give me a big dick, since it is only 1 inch now!

 

eh, why not?

 

+1

 

My penis is 3 inch already - the size of an average Asian guy.

 

i don't care, if i can't see it. though i suppose i can bribe you with a real rock mountain camping trip and see it then.

 

one more for you bird!


you owe me your soul now.

 

For the mere 5 inches that my penis is right now, I do not owe anyone my soul.

 

i'll

 

give

 

you

 

the

 

biggest

 

my posts are worth -1

 

still no pick? btw, are you a grower or a shower, bird?

 

penis on hipforums!

happy?

 

ooooh another inch

 

You are lying Bird, we all know you traded your penis years ago for world peace. Looks like you got a bum deal.

 

"bum deal." he said bum.

 

How many threads has bird made about penises so far? he should be able to wrap it around the world by now...

 

his penis has a bum wrap.