This isn't happening!

So, last night I'm all ready to head downstairs for a smoke when I realize my lighter's gone....but that's okay, I have one in reserve. I open my drawer to get it...no lighter!!

Just a few minutes ago I go to pack a bowl...open my drawer....no weed!

Something fishy is going on here....

 

u have been visited....BY ALIENS!.....plobaly ur parents took it and smoked it lol....and dude about that lighter thing i so fucking hate it when i cant find anything to light my nice blunt of white widow so i have to go caveman style and make fire with like sticks and rocks ...I WANNA GET STONED DAMN IT!

 

hahaha listen to the man

 

aliens man ....fucking aliens

 

If I ever get my hands on those weed theiven bastards......

 

who do you live with?
probs one of them

 

That's the thing....I live with my parents....and at first I thought maybe it was one of then...but the more I thought about it, it became clear that wherever the weed is, it's my fault. I had it last night...then went to bed. So there's a chance that I did an absolutely amazing job of stashing it...which would be odd because I never hide it. lol There's also the chance that I left it in the kitchen or downstairs after I smoked, though I highly doubt it.

This is so frustrating!!!

But, on the bright side, I was a weakling last night and only smoked half a bowl...so I still have a couple of second hand hits left. Woohoo!

And on my search for the weed I found a lighter I thought was long gone.

 

If you had it last night check the pants you were wearing yesterday. I always leave shit in my pockets because I forget to take it out before changing.

 

aliens are too advanced to steal weed. they probably have a planet full of labs that grow it. unless they were playing a joke on a human of course.

 

Ya I've had random shit disappear, like I put a game on my nightstand once, and when I opened the case the cd was gone, I was like where the fuck did it go! and my neighbor actually blamed it on aliens.
Moral of the story is, aliens steal your shit for kicks.

 

same here

or i just find a quick hide a way before i go to sleep. sometimes i forget and go crazy then eventually find it. good luck though. it has to be SOMEWHERE in the house. dont give up for your parents might find it

 

woohoo! So this afternoon I smoked what I couldn't finish of last night's bowl, got high and completely forgot about the lost weed. I was rifling around in a desk drawer looking for something, and underneath all these Christmas bows, inside an empty, upsidedown ziploc bag box is my container of weed. I was amazed.

 

w00t!

 

This is only kind of related but one time I dropped a fat dub that weighed out to 1.87g and I couldn't find it anywhere. I was scared shitless that my parents would find it and I was leaving in like 10 minutes. So I went out and then came home an hour later, and I found it like in the middle of my floor in plain sight, I was like wtf. Moral of the story it's there but relax and then search b/c u'll miss shit if ur frantic.

 

I always lose stuff when I'm high because I think ill remember it later, and it would seem that I would learn each time but nope, happens every time.

This morning, I looked in the drawer under my sink and found my report card and im like wtf.

 

lol i love threads like this, I do that too. Get high, think I need to hide things better while stoned, and then hide them too good. I'm still looking for a pack of ez widers I had last night. I mean no big deal their only like a dollar, but still.. wtf where are they lol where could I put them

 

lol. Yea, I actually had more weed, it was just the fact that I couldn't find it that really really frustrated me. lol

On the otherhand...I love when I'm cleaning my closet or something and come across a weed stash I'd completely forgotten about hiding. Discovering "lost" pot is to my adult life what Christmas morning was as a kid. lol

 

Man I would kill the ahole that stol my weed. A lashing for each second it was gone.

 

^ lmfao that reminds me of like a movie or sumtin lol "thank u sir may i have another " lmfao

 

it's annoying when things disappear, when you are the one that put it somewhere wrong, and the whole time you realise it was right there in front of you plainly obvious.