This is what I hate most in life.

When I buy a pack of Virginnies after having smoked Marlboros for awhile, and they feel uncannily thin between my fingers.

Fuck that, I tell you. Fuck that.

 

Everything's alright as long as you don't start smoking Misty's.

I smoked a couple of packs of Virginia Slim Menthols once... they were free and I was broke.

Terrible terrible ciggs, I say man....

 

I still have no idea why my dad prefers to smoke Doral Lights.

If I was to smoke a fag, it'd have to be Camel Turkish Golds, but I can't take cigarettes.

Most people don't know that I enjoy a cigar from time to time... I just like cigars and blunts to cigs and spliffs, but an occasional spliff is nice.

I don't think I'd smoke Phillies if they were free.... *shudder* Philly, as a city, is one of those twisted, yet beautiful, cities. I like the vibe it has... I just wish I could say the same for the cigar.

I'm a smoker of Garcia Vega... the green leaf cigars have a nice crisp waffle taste to them. I used to smoke Dutch Masters, but I find some of them to be inconsistant as far as freshness goes. The best cigar I've ever had is probably a Romeo y Juliet or a Cohiba... which are both cubans, but I'm used to Haitian cigars so they're a bit overpowering to me. Eastwoods are... HOLLllllllllllllllllly moly, you know... My friend, Ted, actually rolled a blunt with an Eastwood wrap this one time and it burnt for a good hour and a half during a long drive. We ended up having to put it out because we couldn't kill it and had some other things to tend to. That was the best leaf wrap I had ever had...

I really do wish the states would cut the crap with Cuba and just forgive each other.

 

The same shit happened to me. The camel wides were buy one get one free so I said ehh fuck I'll do it. So then after all those wides, when I went to get my jsut plain ole pack of camel lights, they felt really really thin, not only in my fingers but also in my mouth. Was pretty annoying for a while

 

4 words....
All Natural American Spirits....the only cigs as far as Im concerned

 

Normally I smoke Camel menthols, or else Camel Turkish Jade.

I smoked a misty one time, it was ridiculous ... It was thinner then a cheap paint brush.

 

Turkish Golds are good.

I used to get free Doral Lights.... terrrrrible ciggs.

Josh, you will loose your sperm count to the devil!

 

Why?!

 

it only takes one sperm if its got enough skillz.

 

Yeah... you just have to train the friggin thing to jump through the hoops.

 

I send all those little fuckers through bootcamp before I send them out into the world.

 

Menthols kill your sperm... together with the ganj...!

I wouldn't let it bother me though... not at all. For all I care, mass murder the fuckers.

 

I don't wanna be a daddy for a few years anyway.

 

...but...but...but...

I was going to have your baby!

Now I have to go and get rid of this damn uterus.

 

What good is a uterus without overies, babe?

Get your organs right.

 

I ate the ovaries... couldn't help myself.

Munchies got the best of me.

...must...go...to...abortion...clinic...babies...free....food...babies.

 

How do you like your eggs, Pavel?

 

I'm not picky... any way they are produced or genetically manipulated by giant hands with latex gloves.

 

too bad their entire world is a piece of kleenex about to get flushed.

 

ahahahahaha oh lordy this thread makes me cry i've never laughed so hard over a thread
ahahahaha!!! oh geez



in regards to the original post, stubbies for me are freaking weird.. whenever someone gives me one it feels unnatural.. it's too short