This is such a fine moment....

I just took a laxative, sitting on the crapper with a pack of cigarettes, a cup of hot apple cider, the City Paper and browsing the Hip
:wheelchair:

Yup, that is my life

 

is that sanitary?

 

You had me at crapper. What a lovely and elegant evening you're having. Glad I was able to spend it with you.

 

Damn that sounds hardcore, wtf have you not taken a shit in a while? Have fun

 

city paper.. mmmm escorts..

 

It'll all work out in the end....

 

I've had some of my deepest thoughts on the john.

 

john's probably had deeper ones about you

 

What do you want me to say "the Pete"?

I've had some of my deepest thoughts on the pete...

Nah it's gotta be john.

 

how long do you take on the crapper.. geez. lol

 

lol appearently a good 24 hours. I just feel bad he forgot to bring a pillow...

 

Maybe he has one of those cushioned toilet seats...who cares about resting the head, its the buns that need comfort after that ordeal...

 

Speaking of--last night I made the mistake of eating a half box of prunes. I made it to the thunder mug this morning--barely--and I was on it about 3 seconds!! Felt like I turned inside out. Never do that again.

 

nice. back in my day we just smoked pot to get a buzz.

 

Am I the only one wh takes my pants completely off while dumping so I can lean on the head rest on the back? I thought that's what it was for

 

Maybe he shat himself to death...

 

He wouldn't linger so long in my outhouse.....;-D

 

My laptop has been in the bathroom with me. While I was relaxing in the tub the other night, I put it on the toilet lid and watched TV.

I have to admit, it's been in there before but not while I was in the tub...