Things you've stuck up your butt

Please provide a list of things you've stuck up your butt. I'll start.

- Hairbrush (not the spikey end)
- banana
- butt plug

 

kilo..

 

Dildo.
Banana.
Broom handle.
Steel Pipe.

 

I once poked my prostate with one of the sides of a pair of sunglasses.

Cant remember any other objects.

 

butt plug, cucumber, penis, card carrying member of the 5 finger club.

 

A balloon filled with heroin :tongue:

 

I once put a boogie in my butt.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Cactus how i been rollin lately

 

dildos
buttplugs
anal beads
fingers
hands
tongues
penis
various fruits and vegetables
various household items

 

i wonder why my posts got deleted and the other joke posts in this thread were considered legitimate?

did rigamarole cry to moddy?

 

Dare I ask what it was you stuck up your butt..? It wasn't rigamarole was it?

 

first post was "yer mom." not my finest work but clearly just a silly joke. second post was "rigamarole's sense of humor" after he negged me for my first post.

 

Well I find both those posts reasonable enough. I mean, what's he to know what you've been doing behind closed doors, eh?

 

^ Hum, I think I'll pass. It has to many rough edges.

 

TROLL! 9 fucking posts with pictures of a Penis that is allegedly yours. Does that thing touch your ass? If it does may I suggest you go fuck yourself with it.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

A 2x4....

 

I'm SO sick of that nasty ass picture... post reported by me, I encourage others to do the same!

ANYWAY, my list:

-Hairbrush
-Finger(s)
-Toothbrush
-Clothes hanger
-Pen
-Marker
-Dart-type thing (plastic, no needle )
-Neck of a bottle
-Handle of a cat toy
-Q-tips
-Belt wrapped together with tape, covered with a condom (very soft and pleasurable!)
-Microphone part of a headset
-(Attempt) banana- didn't quite work

More to come (pun intended)

 

Forget it
Peace Out,
Rev J

 

WOW! This is absolutely amazing and you're dumb if you disagree