Things you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole

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  1. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Manure.

    Now go ahead. Wait...
     
    Cherea, Jul 21, 2009
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  3. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    your sphincter
     
    zilla939, Jul 21, 2009
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  5. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    I don't know what that means. Is that the sternum?
     
    Cherea, Jul 21, 2009
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  7. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    Manure isn't really that bad

    BARNYARD manure can be, with the piss and stuff mixed, but just straight cow shit, or horse shit, isn't all that bad.

    edit: my answer to this question would be a 500 lb block of supergrade plutonium that has just been forcibly imploded to well exceed critical mass.
     
    Dave_techie, Jul 21, 2009
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  9. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    my last girlfriend was so ugly she had marks all over her from guys touchin her with ten foot poles
     
    rollingalong, Jul 21, 2009
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  11. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    An electric current.
     
    Cherea, Jul 21, 2009
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  13. BraveSirRubin

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    95% of the women who post here.
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jul 21, 2009
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  15. lode

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    I counted 8 I would last time I crunched numbers.
     
    lode, Jul 21, 2009
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  17. AquaLight

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    Hippies.
     
    AquaLight, Jul 21, 2009
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  19. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Soaring Eagles dreads
     
    Bonkai, Jul 21, 2009
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  21. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    lmao

    any fat woman
     
    lunarverse, Jul 21, 2009
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  23. BraveSirRubin

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    5... and I'm being generous.

    6 if Birdy was a woman.
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jul 21, 2009
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  25. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Errr, that horizontal bar that you have to jump over in the pole vault
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Jul 21, 2009
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  27. lode

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    PM me your list. I'm a curious cat.
     
    lode, Jul 21, 2009
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  29. lode

    lode Banned

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    Ohoohhoo! Her?

    Pavel you dog!
     
    lode, Jul 21, 2009
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  31. BraveSirRubin

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    What can I say?

    She might be 12, but she got booteh.
     
    BraveSirRubin, Jul 21, 2009
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  33. Face Eater

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    Anyone under 12.
     
    Face Eater, Jul 21, 2009
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  35. Death

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    old people that soil themselves
     
    Death, Jul 21, 2009
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  37. Enraged Angel

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    :cheers2:

    Asshole, I don't think I could touch an asshole (literally speaking that is...)
     
    Enraged Angel, Jul 21, 2009
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    a mine
     
    TheDayTripper, Jul 21, 2009
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