things you learned from porn.

name something you learned from porn.

i'll start. women are always amazed to find a dick in a man's pants.

 

My dick is way bigger than the average mans.
u mad?

 

I learned that women DO like it in the eye.

 

I learned that there is absolutely no need to use a condom during sex.

 

Agreed, but I knew that already

 

I learned that women do yearn for multiple sex partners and that women ARE all bi

 

I also learned that most girls who say that they are teens are lying..

 

i've learned to spot a fake.

and women are shocked to find a dick in a man's pants because they and all their girlfriends keep them in their nightstand. that's because they're all gay and only that one guy is capable of turning them straight.

 

I learned that in order to get a babe you have to have a huge rich house in SoCal

 

I learned that delivering pizza is the best job in the world

 

I learned that 7 inches is nine and nine inches is twelve.

 

I learned that even black homosexual midgets get laid too

 

I realised that there exists a place on earth where black women WANT to fuck white men.

 

Yea, it's called where I live

 

I learned that Catholic school girls are sexy, even though I've yet to see one IRL

 

i learned that assholes are always clean.

 

and hairless.

 

that naked women are cool

 

most of the woman always wear shoes
wtf ?

and i learned that she cant fake it when he cum`s in her mouth and she wants to spit it out but makes herself swallow. U can see the fucking disgust on her face so clearly u don`t know if you should feel sorry for her or laugh

 

I like that actually