Things that are slow..

Just like the title said.. a word and picture of something that is slow or moves slow at any given time..

I'll go first..





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Come on people... the bar just closed on the east coast now post some stuff.

 

My internet when its cloudy...(satellite internet)

 

my 15 yr. old dog

 

My 22 Year Old Cat "Liam", He's Been Having A Slow Week...



Cheers Glen.

 

digestion

 

My sex life right now...

 

The check out lanes at Walmart...

 

Im a little slow on catching Freddie Mercury's birthday lol It fell on Labor day..

 

Blondes

 

omg I got stuck behind some old bitch today that had flyers from other stores and bought all the crap that they advertised for less and wanted everything price adjusted...I wanted to punch her in the face...if its cheaper somewhere else GO BUY IT SOMEWHERE ELSE !!!!...I swear if she'd have been holding me up that long in traffic Id have rammed her car off the road

 

now i have to lay down because she made me stand so long it hurt my back

 

The speed of light now.. :leaving:

 

Postcard from one Redneck to another:
Dear Billy Jo, I'm writin' this real slow cause I know you can't read very fast. We don't live where we did when you left. We read in the paper that most accidents happen within ten miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you our new address cause the last family that lived here took the house numbers with them so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day mama put four shirts in, pulled the chain and we ain't seen them since. ... It only rained here twice this week. Three days the first time and five days the second time. I know it is cold where you are so we're sending you a coat. Mama said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with them buttons on it, so we cut'em off and put'em in the pockets. We got a letter from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral bill, up she comes!! My sister had a baby this morning. I ain't heard whether if's a boy or a girl so I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt. Uncle John fell in the big whiskey vat. When they tried to pull him out, he fought them off, so he drowned. We creamated him and he burned for three days. Three of my friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving, the other two was in the back. The driver got out cause he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned, they couldn't get the tailgate down. Well, I hope this catches you up on things that's going on around here!! Your cuz, Bubba

 

Mister Slow!

 

The slow loris is a nocturnal primate native to southeast They are adorable and it's easy to see why many people fall in love with them...
note never go in night club with them, they get all the ladies..

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYJJQxToxBM"]Verizon Business "SLOW TALKERS" commercial - YouTube

 

Clever Trevor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiulgP9kR7c"]Ian Dury - Clever Trevor