Things people have said to you...

when they obviosly had no clue about anything marijuana related.

Some conversations with my mom over a course of time:

“Your going on a walk now?” “Why are you so curious?” “Because you were talking about going for a walk…” “Don’t go and sniff or smoke that thing… :makes a motion of sniffing:” “Sniff or smoke what mom?” “You know…” “Actually, I don’t” “That marijuana thing…”

“Have you been smoking that marijuana again?” “Mom that’s an incense stick…see : points to burning incense stick on the table”

:Talking to me as I was high as a kite.: “Don’t smoke marijuana.” “Right now I’m not smoking marijuana” “Let me smell your breath” “okay” “:starts talking to me about other stuff:” “:Listens to what she is saying…mind starts wondering other places, zones in and out a couple times, start grinning a little.” “What’s so funny?” “Oh nothing at all, just thinking about things.” During that conversation she completely missed the fact that I was very gone.

In reference to a plant that was growing for a few weeks. She had no clue what it was until someone told her. “You waste a lot of money” “Not any more then you do in general.” “At least I don’t waste my money on drugs.” “:tries bringing up positive info on marijuana.:” “What do you think I am, naïve…well I’m not. So how much was that tiny plant worth…$500” “Haha…mom it was worthless, it was leaves.”

Thing is she belives what she wants to belive, so anything someone tells her which goes against her beliefs, she throws out right away.

 

i hate it that everyone thinks that smoking weed works by killing brain cells, and thats why so many stoners seem to dumb

 

hmmmmmm....lol

 

yeh.. you know.. dumb.. as a verb...

 

my mum gave me this talk on how she used to smoke weed an that she had a bad "trip" and threw up everywere an has never done it since and she said "your dad smoked weed and hes a wussy, u dont want to be a wussy do u?"
lol that made me laugh so hard.

also i remember sum1 tellin me that smokin weed makes u grow tits

 

hahahahahahhah
'your dad smoked weed and hes a wussy... you dont want to be a wussy do you?'

hahahahahah

 

"Marijuana? That's a state in north-east Asia, isn't it?"

 

Last night I went bowling on it and I was with about four friends of mine. We've known each other since we were two or three and two of them - their mom used to babysit me... anyway, they made a steamroller and we did it behind this laundromat and every time we'd hear a car, we'd run around like we were being shot at. Anyway, I kept cashing them from the first light.... and I was like "NEED MORE!!!" and then I just started running down the middle of a street and my friend Josh started chasing me and somehow he got in front of me and I thought I was flying or something and we were pretending to fly and he just like... fell and started laughing in a fetal position. After we got to the bowling alley (it felt like it took hours to get there but it's only a mile from my house) we kept laughing and I was like... easy to notice that I was pretty messed up because I smelled like a whore (Josh's sister Amanda sprayed me with about half a bottle of $5.00 perfume) and my eyes were so red. I was laughing so hard I couldn't even use clear eyes and my friend josh had to do it for me in the bathroom and I looked like I was crying when I went outside but I was laughing. My mom showed up about five minutes after (it was this rock and bowl thing from 10pm-2am) to see if we needed any money for food or anything... and we were all like YESSSS!!! YESSSS!!! YESSSS!!! and I was like "Give me 50 dollars" and she was like "huh" then I kept laughing and Amanda was pointing and laughing at me like crazy. My personality is like... magnified 10 times, so I was trying to hug everyone and I was telling my two friends who are girls that I loved them and I hugged them and I was like "I need a shoulder to cry on" but they were laughing and running away... I'm like... super super affectionate like that... so when my mom left I kept hugging her and was like "I LOVE YOU!!! DON'T LEAVE ME"... hahahahah... it was rather strange.

 

ohhh... and during that rocka nd bowl thing, they cut the lights out and turned on all these colored lights and disco balls and they started playing Pink Floyd, CCR, and the grateful dead and I was singing loudly to all of them and someone in the lane next to us complained about it... and there was this cowboy guy who kept like... dancing... hahaha... it was funny.

 

It sure is! I was there when I was in the Army...that's why I got out.

 

Ahahahahhahahahahaha


Your mom's a twat. 500 dollars, that's awesome.

 

"What is Pot..?"
"Pot.. as weed, you know.. "
"eehm, what a hell is weed?"
"aah, you know.. MARY JANE "
"I still don't understand.."
"Oh GOD, MARIJUANA.."
"ahaaaaaaaa"

 

You smoke that devil weed!

 

I love annoying this one person I know who is totaly against all drugs, and when I started smoking she started making a big deal out of it, so we'ld argue for hours over it and it never really got anywhere, but it was fun on my part =P

 

name three different drugs:

"Weed, cannabis and marijuana"

*shakes head*

 

"That shit'll make you itch!"

 

Hey TresBizzare, at least it sounds like your mom doesn't make you stop smoking, so it's not all bad. Or maybe she's just really naive and doesn't know you smoke. Either way, good deal

 

Yeah, you are right, its not that bad. She is too naive to try to get me to stop smoking. I know that she knew that I used to smoke, but I don't know what she belives now.

 

one night this girl was like "dont smoke marijuana, that shit can kill you"
and then later that night she had to go to the hospital because of alcohol poisoning!

 

J: dad why dont u want me to smoke weed?"

Dad: cuz itll make you stupid and it leads to harder drugs and ull lose ur sense of purpose in life"

J: that was a bunch of bullshit "
Dad" **Hits J for being beligerent