there's strong and then there's

ARMY STRONG!! hooah

god i hate those commercials

 

I chose to accellerate my life

 

i almost become one of

the few
the proud
*link to USMC website*

 

There's wrong
...and then there's Army wrong...

 

lol WAR ..I hate the word. As I hate hell and all who carry a gun

 

I was so mad at the town I live in the other day I almost joined the air force, so I could tell em, I don't care where the hell you send me, just get me outta this shit hole~

 

I am gonna try out the coast guard maybe

 

air force is pretty sweet

my roomate in school from 2 years ago is going to Iraq for about 2 months for his duty over there. thats it, 2 months

 

I would rather just join a backwoods militia in Kansas tho, and live in a tent and pretend that I can defend myself from the government with a crossbow and some sticks!!

 

then what are you doing to bring peace to the world? I would seriously like to know how you are activley working towards an alternative to such an extent that you have the right to criticize people who can do things that you are too much of a pussy to do yourself...please let me know.

 

wait...you mean the sticks arent effective?

 

well I don't think I could gather enough sticks to ward off a whole army by myself............................. maybe if I make em really sharp and throw em real fast like

haha

 

dip em in toad venom

 

what happens if I can't find any poisonous toads???


I guess I could always carry salt and throw it at em and hope they keep their eyes open

 

you're really going to have to upgrade your weaponary

 

In the Navy


“It’s not just a job; it’s $96.78 a week.”

 

I make quite a bit more than that

 

super soaker and a mixture of radiator coollant and urine

 

i made more than that in army ROTC

 

you get to wear those cute little hats and jackets right??