theres a cup of pee in the fridge

thats not lemonaide

 

u can't save it for a future pregnancy test u know

 

ahaha it's my roommates.. i doubt she's pregnant

 

so why did your room mate put pee in the frig?

 

to drink it of course....





















duh

 

ahaha her mom put it in there..


she's not feeling so good so her mom took a pee sample.. put it in the fridge to cool it so she can test it.. they've done this before

 

suuuuuure. somebody does too many drugs and has to take a whiz quiz tomorrow so they borrowed some pee from somebody else.

 

you know there are side effects to some sleeping pills..... and it makes you do alot of things you normally wouldnt do, like eat ketchup straight from the bottle, or piss in the fridge, or have sex with midgets, or whatever

 

one of those i have yet to do

 

not a ketchup fan huh?

 

i do 2 out of 3 of those, and I don't take sleeping pills...... maybe I'm just strange

 

Please tell me you dont eat ketchup straight from the bottle :& *shudders*

 

if i could just hump an aquarius midget.. i'd be happy

 

then I must have the wrong sleeping pills cuz I don't do any of those

 

fuck no.... that would be gross

 

I didnt say anything about transvestite midgets

 

I want some lemonade now

 

theres some cherry lime-ade in there too

 

oh..... well then if its just regular midgets, then you need to talk to boogabaah about fucking them......

 

Ever put semen in the fridge? Keeps it fresh!