The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Last person in the old thread was Farmout...so I shall reveal some his sordid past

He once owned a clown costume and used to hang around school entrances scaring little kids as they went in. Got paid by some crazy christian pastor to do this...

 

Is the crazy pastor that paid him

 

Is an Inspector General with the Drug Enforcement Agency

 

JP lost his tree-so he nailed a picture of it to every dog in the area

 

I'm Ashamed To Say, I Had To Read This Post 5 Times Before I Got It...

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Cheers Glen.

 

Glen is in the closet about his heterosexuality.

 

Desperately wants glen to keep his heterosexuality in the closet...

 

Ha Ha, Iv'e Never Been Hit With That One Before..........:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

Glen is a closet Ninja Master:devil:

 

Host parties where he hangs his guest coats up and robs them silly.

 

invented snot-flavoured chewing gum

 

Dreams of an edible world made of chocolate & whipped cream.

 

Tried to refuse prez Obama's Portugese water hound an entry visa on the grounds it was taking jobs from unemployed American pooches.

 

Has become quite an expert in the art of "Hunkering"....;-D

 

has a poster over his bed,written in crayon,saying I 'heart' Puggybear.

 

Invented the automatic crayon sharpener

 

Goes off to the wilds of Ecosse,just to bite the wings off midges.

 

Thinks midges are deserving creatures which ought to be allowed to fly

 

takes a felt-tip pen on holiday so she can draw eyelashes on butterflies

 

Sticks out his tongue so butterflies, grasshoppers, and stray birds can land so he can chew them up for breakfast.