The troll story

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by missfontella, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    So a friend of friend of friend of a friend has a son with downs syndrome. He is 26 but had just gotten to the point that he could be left at home alone. His mom and dad went out to dinner. The son calls the mom and says " Mom, you gotta come home. There's a troll". Now because he is childlike in his behavior, he does this all the time. Says there are monsters in his closet and such. His mom tells him to go and watch tv and the troll will go away. An half hour later, he calls back, completely freaked out and says " MOM, YOU GOTTA COME HOME. THERE'S A TROLL!" So the mom can tell that he is really upset and figures that she needs to just go home.....

    When she gets there, she finds a midget census worker locked in the closet. The son had opened the door, saw the midget, screamed then grabbed him and put him in the closet. Then he put furniture in front of the door. The man had been in the closet for an hour and a half. They had to beg him not to call the police once they let him out.

    so hilarious....
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    those downsyn dudes can be really friggin strong...i bet he just picked up the little dude and stuck him in the closet
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    census people are trolls...theres nothing wrong with the kid
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    unless the midget was an uber fatty, they are not heavy at all. a 10 year old could maneuver a midget.

    story is pretty awesome
     
  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I was glad to see it was a short story.
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    nice one :D
     
  7. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I looked it up today.....story is a fake.

    still funny tho
     
  8. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    In that case not really.
     
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