The stimulas checks are out there

So alot of them checks have made it out there to people, anyone see the great light of change? Do we all have really good jobs, money in the bank and the economy is flowing great?

 

Stimulas checks not only put an end to poverty, but it ended the war as well...

 

and they cured cancer

 

of course, and also all the children in orphanages now have homes... That stimulas check is healing our world...

 

Keynesian economics FTL

 

My stimulus check has convinced me that my government really cares about me and I've completely forgotten about the huge crime they are helping the oil industry commit on the working poor (formerly, the middle class). My soul is now embellished with $600 worth of warm fuzzy feelings that will undoubtedly inspire me to find a musket/bayonet combo and fight to have King George Bushed to be installed as Emperor for life.

 

I will go ahead and quit my job once my check arrives.

I will refer to my working life as "before I got the 600 dollars"

 

I'm spending my money on magic mushrooms because it's a non taxable luxury item.

You're welcome Uncle Sam.

 

:lol: ....

that
was
great...

 

We are not getting ours until mid July


So my car will sit in the shop until mid July...

I am soooo pissed.

 

$600 is not to be sneezed at though.







Unless you blow it all on coke.

 

how could you all be so ungrateful :toetap:

 

yep, things are really turnin' around. the canned food was gold plated at the food bank this week. :tongue:

 

Everything is coming up noses... ehhh... I mean ROSES!

 

I wonder what percentage of this stimulus will end up in criminal hands.

I mean that's where it came from anyway.

BTW, does everybody over 18 get the same amount or how does it work?

 

A LOT will end up in dealers hands I am sure, Chinese money headed straight to the US black market

Everyone who filed taxes and made less than a certain amount gets a check, but the amounts seem to vary from around 300-600. The odd thing is it seems like the more you make the more youg get back, uop to a certain amount, then you get nothing.

i could be wrong, buts thats how I understood it

 

i paid my student loans off with my stimulus check
Thanks!

 

I am stealing that. It's tooo funny.ay be my new myspace headline

 

I am grateful for my corperate welfare cover up check...which I haven;t got yet...booooo. If they would have mailed it sooner or I didn't owe I may have forgotten all of the oil market subsidies or how medicare won't pay for the kids I work with to get their chipped teeth fixed even though they get made fun of for it on a daily basis.

Man...I am lucky to be an american.

 

I was told I will get $300 but I am not counting on it at all.

I think I would just use it for more stuff for the new place.