the singing and dancing thread

make up a song, or dance for us if you can't sing.
(by the way, songs do not have to be coherent, or follow a linear topic)
i'll go first

mexicans mexicans in my pants
they make me want to dance dance dance
the jalapenos are killing my ass
i literally mean their chilli is a blast
i just wnat the whoel world to seeeeeeeeee
how those damn mexicans soiled my toiletries....

*do do do do do*

mexicans mexicans everywhere
mexicans mexicans in my hair
mexicans here and over there
mexicans mexicans everywhere

*do do do do do*

mexicans mexicans they make hot stuff
but come on guys, don't you think thats enough?
why do you have to add 2 dozen jalepeno's!??!
by the time im done eating i'll have burned off my nose
god dammit mexicans who taught you how this was good?
i mean i like spicy stuff, but this is hotter than it should

....be be be be beeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Great song.... you better send me a free copy

 

okay this is my attempt, don't make fun of me

stars on my ceiling
stars on my bed
stars in my eyes
stars in my head...

at first they're so pretty
then they turn red...

a red giant!
oh no!
where we will go?
where will we gooooooooooo?

it's expanding
it's exploding
it's going to cover the earthhhhhhhhh.....

hehe, obviously i am not very knowledgable about astronomy...

 

oooooooo
if life were a musical
i'd be the leading star
i'd sing my way
everyday
going places near and far!!

and if life was a musical
there'd be a beautiful lady role
to hop in bed
and give me head
and dance for me on a pole!
ooooooooo

if life were a musical
you'd all be out of work
cuz im the only one here
which is 3.25 percent (tee hee)
and you're all a bunh of jerks!
ooooo

 

yay other people posted
and reply count has now boasted
a higher number
than 2 cucumbers
on eggs and bread thats been taosted


do do do do do do

 

You people are wierd... I would poke sticks at you all...

 

lol hey i tried babe....

umm... i supposssse i can try again.....

yo boys, where's the posse?
i'm ready to party now
let's watch joani and chachi...

get out the beer,
get out the wine,
i'm fixin to leave,
i don't have the time..

yeaaaaaaaahhhhh........

where's my watch?
look at the clock
let's get this thang started
before i have to get out my glock

red sweathshirts
black ski masks
brown cadillac
silver flasks...

yeahhhhhh.......



okay brain went dead.... *shrug*


hehe... another attempt by tigerlily....

 

lol whitecore rap stylin's mutha fucka!!!

 

lol

never knew i had it in me.... did ya??

 

Bueno vesta
what a joyous day
lifes good fortune
sure to come your way
weir here to celebrate with you
in a most italian way
we're so glad you came to
celebrate with us today
Hey!

 

aww you suck.... olive garden!!!!????

hehe before i noticed that i thought it was cute and upbeat. quite contrary to mine...

 

at least it was stupid, obscure and random...

 

yea! unlike YOUR post tigerlily which was releveant coherent and premeditated

 

you talkin smack, boy?



hehe, j/k, but i think we need more songs!!!!!!

*places hands on elbows, making arms parallel to the floor, bends knees to sitting position and attempts to do a russian dance*

(only b/c i'm chatting and can't think of a song right now )

 

ok, ok dammit!

theres rats on my bed
poison in my head
snakes on the chair
frogs in my hair
cats in the shower
blankets on the flowers
oh my GOD!!!!
I live in a fucking zoo
was that good enough for you?

 

O! Brothers and sisters,
send some good vibes
currents to suffuse and
currents to imbibe
Let us celebrate
this psychedelic moment
let me dedicate
this moment
to you....

Let's sing with the mermaids
and dance with the fairies
I am getting so high
it is starting to scare me
Let us celebrate this awesome high
Let's all just...
spread our wings and fly.

Over the mountains, and past the cloud
Into the sun, for singing out aloud
let's get higher still...
while there's time to kill.

Let's just celebrate this psychedelic moment
let me dedicate this moment
to you...

yeah, you, you and all of you....

let just sing and dance in blissful mirth
Entering the exalted plane, leaving planet earth!!

let's just sing and sing and dance
let just sing and sing and dance
let's just sing, sing and sing...
in blissful mirth!!

 

LOL... yes! that was good enough for me! take a bow! *claps*

 

wow ash, very happy song! hehe

 

yay!! songs for everyone!!

 

yay, let's all dance in the rain!!