The Serious Thread

Everything you say in this thread has to be serious and true. No sarcasm or false statements allowed. Please use details.

I ate a tootsie roll after I smoked a cigarette that I lit with a match today while I was driving in the car on the way home from work.

your turn.

 

I got gum in my hair last night because I was trying to blow bubbles while laying down, I had to cut it out along with a lot of my hair...

 

I bought a cookbook because I'm addicted to collecting them. I also stretched the budget for a mocha and I ran free out in the beautiful weather. It's so worth it to wake up early so I can fill my car up with gas.

 

I can't wait to get some sleep

 

I've disliked my job for 30 years.

 

what do you do? why can't you get a new job?

 

I work for a printing company. At 54 and with this economy I doubt I could find anything else that pays as well.

 

I nearly broke my foot while fanning myself and jumping off a stage at the same time today.

 

i have a shin splint
pissing me off

 

i just ate 3 hot dogs. that was not nearly a sufficient meal, so i will be returning to my kitchen soon.

 

I'm stuck in another time in space. and I can't get out. Oh who cares. I like it here. anybody seen my Hookah ?

Peace

 

don't die undies!

 

Fool!

 

can i at least dye my undies then?



i appreciate the sentiment, but it takes many weeks to die of starvation, and that's not eating anything.

 

Fuck it all.

 

i just had an ingenious business idea! i could turn my tighty whiteys into my own brand of "tighty tie-dyes"

 

I'm reading Thomas Hobbes: Reply to the fool.
Can't say it is making much sense at the moment.

 

I pulled all of my assets out of U.S. banks a few weeks ago.

Yes that was serious.

 

hahahaha
i mean dont' die because you ate three hot dogs. I am not really worried about you starving at all.

 

all of it?