The practical uses of my vagina....

a piece of corporate art located in a downtown district of a major metropolitan City. Every time you pissed it would be a beautiful fountain for the people to throw money into. This really is the best idea because after a few days, you'd see a return in profit.

 

a mouth refresher

 

like binaca, you just squirt a little inside before a meeting. Nice one.

 

clothesdryer
lol

 

Pencil sharpener.

 

time out for rowdy youngsters
blunt snuffer
immigrant smuggler

 

kitchen pantry

 

it would be more like a washing machine if i was there...

 

remove it from your body, insert a microphone and attach it to a cyborg. it will become an earmuff.