The most important SURVEY ever.

What is your name?

What is your favorite color?

Who is your favorite president?

Do you wear dark sunglasses?

How do you feel today?

Are computers easy for you to understand?

Are people easy for you to understand?

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist?

Do you like art?

What was the last album you listened to?

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train?

What's the coolest place you've ever visited?

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago?

... 2 years ago?

... 6 months?

... yesterday?

Would you call yourself a pacifist?

How do you express yourself?

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours?

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy?

What kind of personal demons haunt you?

What happens after we die?

What do you plan to do until then?


And lastly...

Would you hit it?

 

Somehow I doubt the claimed importance of this, but it's not like I've anything better or more worthwhile to do.

What is your name? - Patrick.

What is your favorite color? - Orange, no really BLUE.

Who is your favorite president? - N/A

Do you wear dark sunglasses? - No.

How do you feel today? - Happy, shitty, great, sad, etc.

Are computers easy for you to understand? - Yes.

Are people easy for you to understand? - Mostly.

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist? - Pessimistic optimist? Or the other way around perhaps?

Do you like art? - Depends.

What was the last album you listened to? - Beats me.

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train? - No.

What's the coolest place you've ever visited? - No where I've ever visited has been very cool.

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago? - I'm almost completely different, and can barely see how I was ever who I was.

... 2 years ago? - About the same.

... 6 months? - Not much different, I shaved.

... yesterday? - Totally, completely, way fucking different. Like a whole new person.

Would you call yourself a pacifist? - Not really.

How do you express yourself? - I don't.

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours? - No.

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy? - Sure, what the hell.

What kind of personal demons haunt you? - Heh.

What happens after we die? - Stuff.

What do you plan to do until then? - Undecided.


And lastly...

Would you hit it? - No.

 

What is your name?Bob

What is your favorite color?Green

Who is your favorite president?None

Do you wear dark sunglasses?No

How do you feel today?Tired

Are computers easy for you to understand?Yes

Are people easy for you to understand?No

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist?Neither

Do you like art?Sure

What was the last album you listened to?The Wraith - Shangri-la

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train?No

What's the coolest place you've ever visited?Your butt

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago?I'm taller

... 2 years ago?Fatter

... 6 months?Hungrier

... yesterday?Dirtier

Would you call yourself a pacifist?Sure, even though I don't know what it means

How do you express yourself?With my mouth

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours?4

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy?No!!!!!

What kind of personal demons haunt you?I don't know

What happens after we die?People take our stuff

What do you plan to do until then?Masturbate alot


And lastly...

Would you hit it?Yeah

 

What is your name? Krystin Nicole

What is your favorite color? Yella.

Who is your favorite president? George Washington/JFK

Do you wear dark sunglasses? No. Sunglasses are creepy. Except the really big ones that are dark at the top and fade into a different color at the bottom.

How do you feel today? Tired right now. I gots to get in shape, though, if I want to be a swinger.

Are computers easy for you to understand? Not at all.

Are people easy for you to understand? Mostly not. But I don't try to understand them. That takes effort.

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist?
It depends on what you're talking about.

Do you like art? I live for it, sunflowa.

What was the last album you listened to? The Moody Blues' A Question of Balance

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train? Yes. It was a burlesk house on wheels.

What's the coolest place you've ever visited? New York City. And Buffalo's Gap. They have a trailer shop called "Wild Women". They have sex toys and other nonesuches.

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago? Yeah...I have boobs.

... 2 years ago? Yep...I have short hair.

... 6 months? Nosuh.

... yesterday? I'm more awake than I was yesterday.

Would you call yourself a pacifist? Most definetely.

How do you express yourself? Dancing. And singing. And painting. And reading. Everything.

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours? No. Because of that thing...

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy? Celibacy? Katie, dahlin...All I'm gonna say is you can do anything you set your mind to...hard.

What kind of personal demons haunt you? Insomnia. Writer's block.

What happens after we die? We end up where we want to be.

What do you plan to do until then? Live it up. You only die once.


And lastly...

Would you hit it?

As many times as there are polka dots. Are you on a bathtub? I'd hate to look over and see myself...washing myself.

 

What is your name?
Queen Katharine of the Dirt
What is your favorite color?
Red. The color of emotion.
Who is your favorite president?
John Adams. He kept our country out of war, and made unpopular decisions based on what was good for the country, as opposed to what was good for himself, which cost him polictal power and re-election. We could desperately use another one like him today.
Do you wear dark sunglasses?
Whenever possible.
How do you feel today?
Irritated, to tell you the truth.
Are computers easy for you to understand?
No.
Are people easy for you to understand?
Yes and/or no. I can see through them... human motives are painfully obvious. I know them, but there is no connection, so no true understanding is really reached.
In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist?
Power of mind.
Do you like art?
On occasion.
What was the last album you listened to?
Some Jim Croce album. I love his music. It's folk... it's poetic, yet cliche, and most importantly, it demands no attention.
Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train?
I believe I took a ride today.
What's the coolest place you've ever visited?
Well, the Holy Slow Train was pretty fucking cool... only places that compare are the Insanity Factory, the senator's hall, the Gloom Carnival... oh, but the Train was awesome.
How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago?
I can understand more of what goes on. I can't even explain the intense confusion I constantly felt as a small child. It was like the pieces didn't fit in the world around me. I could read and do math at four... but I couldn't grasp reality very well. Well... maybe I still can't sometimes.
... 2 years ago?
I used to cry if I didn't get straight A's. I used to be an even worse person than I am now. I used to fake everything... all the time. I'm glad that was a phase...
... 6 months?
I no longer write adolescant garbage pieces about myself.
... yesterday?
I'm a bit less angry than yesterday.
Would you call yourself a pacifist?
No.
How do you express yourself?
.
Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours?
No. Masturbation is bad. Sex is bad.
Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy?
Actually... not really. I think I'm giving up on that.
What kind of personal demons haunt you?
Jealosy destroys me. It's quite worse than anyone really knows.
What happens after we die?
I'll find out when I get there.
What do you plan to do until then?
Live in my head.

And lastly...

Would you hit it?

I'd hit it.

 

What is your name? Anne Maxine Pilbeam

What is your favorite color? Yellow

Who is your favorite president? Teddy Roosevelt

Do you wear dark sunglasses? Nope

How do you feel today? Pretty good...very smiley!

Are computers easy for you to understand? Yeah pretty much

Are people easy for you to understand? LOL no...

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist? Optimist, definitely

Do you like art? LOVE it, in all its shapes and forms

What was the last album you listened to? Some of the Rainbow Family's music from the Northern Cali Gathering

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train? I must not have because I don't even know what it is.

What's the coolest place you've ever visited? New Zealand

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago? Wow, I was 12, ten years ago. I didn't know who I was, what I wanted out of life...nothing really. I think we grow the most during our teen years.

... 2 years ago? Yeah, I definitely know who I am a little better now. I also am more accepting and comfortable with who I am.

... 6 months? My dreads are a little tighter now *winks*

... yesterday? Uh, probably haven't changed.

Would you call yourself a pacifist? Most definitely

How do you express yourself? Through art, writing, music, dancing, the way I dress, the way I carry myself...

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours? I wish...

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy? Depends...

What kind of personal demons haunt you? Being alone...

What happens after we die? I'll let you know when I die.

What do you plan to do until then? Live like I'll die tomorrow.


And lastly...

Would you hit it? Very doubtful...

 

I miss regular periods.

...

Oh and yeah, I'm on a bathtub.

 

Yaaayye.

 

What is your name? Paul

What is your favorite color? Green

Who is your favorite president? Ugh...politics...if i HAD to choose...abraham lincoln.

Do you wear dark sunglasses? Nope, or at least not enough

How do you feel today? Little tired, but really content

Are computers easy for you to understand? Only hipforums, msn, then a few other little things.

Are people easy for you to understand? Normally not.

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist? Optimist

Do you like art? Very

What was the last album you listened to? Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train? Suuuuuuuuuure i have...(?)

What's the coolest place you've ever visited? The gorge in washington, i loved the view of the stage infront of a huge...gorge...

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago? Yep, i dont even remember much about being 7.

... 2 years ago? A whole lot

... 6 months? A little bit

... yesterday? a tad-bit, i think so.

Would you call yourself a pacifist? Yes

How do you express yourself? Through Music

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours? no...wait.......yeeeeeeeesssssssss

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy? sure...maybe once i look up the word "cult" and "of"

What kind of personal demons haunt you? Death

What happens after we die? We go to where we want to be for the rest of our lives

What do you plan to do until then? Travel the world playing music and getting intouch with people and the universe.


And lastly...

Would you hit it?

 

What is your name?
Trevor
What is your favorite color?
Green, no, wait...bluuuuuueeeeee [a little monty python]
Who is your favorite president?
Carter, cause he fishes
Do you wear dark sunglasses?
sometmes...i need to find new aviators for my movie
How do you feel today?
like poo, we hada hard basketball practice, but before that...i was really good
Are computers easy for you to understand?
decent
Are people easy for you to understand?
some people
In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist?
opptimist
Do you like art?
i love art
What was the last album you listened to?
rubber soul
Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train?
cant say i have
What's the coolest place you've ever visited?
newfoundland
How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago?
im 10 years older and im more aware and im more mature
... 2 years ago?
i have become more aware and more mature and gotten less sick
... 6 months?
a little less shy towards girls [namely one]
... yesterday?
i have no new poems
Would you call yourself a pacifist?
yes, yes i would
How do you express yourself?
art, poems, harmonica, film
Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours?
yup
Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy?
nope
What kind of personal demons haunt you?
shyness, crohns [though that isn't really one]
What happens after we die?
our souls become one with God's energy or we are re-born and the life cycle continues
What do you plan to do until then?
live, love, and love life

And lastly...

Would you hit it?
with a 2x4

 

What is your name? Jelena

What is your favorite color? Red

Who is your favorite president? Don't know...

Do you wear dark sunglasses? No

How do you feel today? Happy... bored... sleepy...

Are computers easy for you to understand? Yes

Are people easy for you to understand? Sometimes

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist? Optimist

Do you like art? Yes

What was the last album you listened to? The Doors - Waiting For The Sun

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train? No

What's the coolest place you've ever visited? My boyfriend's bedroom

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago? I'm smarter and taller

... 2 years ago? I'm more creative

... 6 months? I'm more in love

... yesterday? Not at all

Would you call yourself a pacifist? Yes

How do you express yourself? I write poetry, paint and play piano

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours? No

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy? I'll think about it

What kind of personal demons haunt you? Spiders...

What happens after we die? Everything stops

What do you plan to do until then? Go to India, sleep with the guy I like... and a lots of other things...


And lastly...

Would you hit it? Maybe

 

What is your name?
nikki lou
What is your favorite color?
pink green and black
Who is your favorite president?
jefferson, lincoln, the roosevelts, carter, and clinton
Do you wear dark sunglasses?
every dang diddly ay
How do you feel today?
great!
Are computers easy for you to understand?
murp (translation-yes)
Are people easy for you to understand?
the ones i understand (lol)
In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist?
pessimist
Do you like art?
fuck ya
What was the last album you listened to?
i believe it was zeppelin II
Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train?
wha?
What's the coolest place you've ever visited?
frisco
How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago?
mentally not at all. physically-puberty
... 2 years ago?
not at all
... 6 months?
im happier now
... yesterday?
not so dizzy
Would you call yourself a pacifist?
yes
How do you express yourself?
music jewelry clothes makeup art sewing poetry etc.
Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours?
no im ovulating...ow!
Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy?
fuck no!
What kind of personal demons haunt you?
depression
What happens after we die?
stuff
What do you plan to do until then?
party

And lastly...

Would you hit it?
god yes!

 

What is your name? Marisa

What is your favorite color? black, indigo, navy, most shades of blue.

Who is your favorite president? Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan.

Do you wear dark sunglasses? no

How do you feel today? very sad & extremely tired.

Are computers easy for you to understand? yes.

Are people easy for you to understand? No. That's why I don't associate with them.

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist? Pessimist.

Do you like art? Yes.

What was the last album you listened to? The Stranger (Billy Joel)

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train? No. Wtf...

What's the coolest place you've ever visited? Midtown Manhattan & Brooklyn.

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago? I don't wear parachute pants anymore.

... 2 years ago? For once, I am comfortable in my own skin.

... 6 months? I've been able to let go of things that were once important in my life. Yeah.

... yesterday? I don't feel like a moronic failure anymore because last night I found out that I made the Dean's list. And then I pissed my shorts.

Would you call yourself a pacifist? Sometimes.

How do you express yourself? By drawing ...and by doing a lot of other things.

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours? Maybe

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy? No.

What kind of personal demons haunt you? Uhm... I'd rather not list those.

What happens after we die? we become sex-obsessed groupies for Howard Dean.

What do you plan to do until then? Nothing.


And lastly...

Would you hit it? yes. .....dork.

 

What is your name? you can call me "Ash".

What is your favorite color? Pink, and Black

Who is your favorite president? Richard Milhouse Nixon

Do you wear dark sunglasses? No

How do you feel today? Busy

Are computers easy for you to understand?Yes

Are people easy for you to understand? as individuals, no. As a society, yes.

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist? None, just plain stoic

Do you like art? Only if it conforms to certain Aesthetic Canons

What was the last album you listened to? "Nothing Feels Good" -- The Promise Ring.

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train?No

What's the coolest place you've ever visited? The Mountains of Nepal

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago?I have a better understanding of the world

... 2 years ago? More Realistic

... 6 months? Less Emotional

... yesterday?Much Less Besotted

Would you call yourself a pacifist?No. Conflict=Progress

How do you express yourself? In 10,000 Ways

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours? Nope

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy? Yes.

What kind of personal demons haunt you? Addiction to these forums

What happens after we die? We cease to exist.

What do you plan to do until then? figure out life


And lastly...

Would you hit it? No. [/QUOTE]

 

What is your name? megan rae marcella, meg*, dew amethyne.

What is your favorite color? violet

Who is your favorite president? clinton. he's a sex machine of a lady's man

Do you wear dark sunglasses? yeah those big ones like dylan wore in the mid sixties that made a comeback with everyone in 1992

How do you feel today? i'm feeling really good. curious. i'm feeling smart.educated. yeah. i started reading books again.

Are computers easy for you to understand? yeah. i like it when i don't get mad at them.

Are people easy for you to understand? yeah. i can put my self in their sandals.

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist? optimist.

Do you like art? heck yes. LOVE IT. ps katie. frida is. incredibly hot hAhha

What was the last album you listened to? luke ducet. aloha manitoba.

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train? only the really fast one.

What's the coolest place you've ever visited? my cube.

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago? ten years ago i was almost five. i was flawless. everything was right in my life. i had two parents who loved each other, a great home and the world was so bright and open. now i live with my father who is depressed but puts on a hell of a good show. we're renting a house in the city, he can't work due to post traumatic stress, my brother and i fight constantly, i'm unhappy with the way i look, and i don't know where my life is going. i'm a little bit fucked up. i'd give anything to be five again.

... 2 years ago? i was 12. i really hated music class because we had to sing in front of every one. then in april my parents split up. i was pretty accepting of the whole deal at first and then we started to fight. but i had my best friend anna to hang on to and we escaped into our own world and payed no attention to anyone else but us that summer. that was a really good summer. now, i barely know anna, and i'm still accepting the fact that my parents aren't together, but i hate my mom immensely and i don't go to school anymore.

... 6 months? that was in.... start of august. just moved in with my mom. i was happy. dover was nice. i was still really distant from everyone. i missed my dad a lot. now i guess dover is still really nice, i'm still really distant, and i don't miss my dad.

... yesterday? i feel more in tune with who i am than yesterday. just a little.

Would you call yourself a pacifist? i like the pacific coast.

How do you express yourself? through writing, my actions, the things i say and sing.

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours? 2. i wasn't very satisfied with either.

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy? no i want sex with you katie. you know that.

What kind of personal demons haunt you? my nose demon. the demon that keeps me from having a passion in anything in particular.

What happens after we die? you lay in the ground until your number gets called and you turn into a faerie. unless you were already a faerie like me. then you get to go to an exclusive wooded area with lots of fog and ferns.

What do you plan to do until then? walk around, wear a few hats, take a few showers under waterfalls, fall into a few pools, make a ton of mistakes, tell my children they were mistakes but i'll always love them anyways, and i'm glad of what came of that crazy night in hawaii, play a few gigs, write a few books, have many orgasms and weekend romances, then walk around some more.

 

and i'd totally hit it.

 

What is your name? Becky :H

What is your favorite color? mm.... light leafy green

Who is your favorite president? Dwight D Eisenhower

Do you wear dark sunglasses? yes

How do you feel today? quite a few different things

Are computers easy for you to understand? sometimes

Are people easy for you to understand? sometimes

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist? sometimes

Do you like art? sometimes

What was the last album you listened to? a beatles one

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train? no

What's the coolest place you've ever visited? a cave

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago? definitely

... 2 years ago? definitely

... 6 months? definitely

... yesterday? definitely

Would you call yourself a pacifist? mmm......maybe

How do you express yourself? i have my ways :H

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours? yes

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy? no

What kind of personal demons haunt you? he comes from the small town of Stu

What happens after we die? death

What do you plan to do until then? eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with no crust and sex


And lastly...

Would you hit it


YES

 

What is your name?Jennifer

What is your favorite color? Pink

Who is your favorite president?Clinton

Do you wear dark sunglasses? no

How do you feel today? depressed

Are computers easy for you to understand?most of the time

Are people easy for you to understand?most people

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist?optimist

Do you like art?yes

What was the last album you listened to? Patsy Clines Greatest Hits

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train? no

What's the coolest place you've ever visited? South carolina

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago? Yes

... 2 years ago? Yes

... 6 months? Yes

... yesterday?Yes

Would you call yourself a pacifist?No

How do you express yourself?Through writing

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours?yes

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy? no

What kind of personal demons haunt you? too many

What happens after we die? unsure

What do you plan to do until then? live this horrible life in hell


And lastly...

Would you hit it?nope

 

What is your name?
Chuck.
What is your favorite color?
Tiedye.
Who is your favorite president?
Nelson Mandela
Do you wear dark sunglasses?
Sometimes. :H
How do you feel today?
I'm feeling super grand, dunno why...
Are computers easy for you to understand?
Yes.
Are people easy for you to understand?
Depends on the person.
In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist?
Optimist.
Do you like art?
Yes.
What was the last album you listened to?
Right now I'm on my Beatles playlist, last album I think was Sticky Fingers...
Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train?
Nope.
What's the coolest place you've ever visited?
Germany, and Europe in general.
How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago?
Obviously, everybody changes.
... 2 years ago?
Yes.
... 6 months?
Not really.
... yesterday?
No.
Would you call yourself a pacifist?
Yes.
How do you express yourself?
Musically.
Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours?
Yes.
Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy?
Hell no.
What kind of personal demons haunt you?
Um... I don't believe in demons...
What happens after we die?
I like to think reincarnation, but it really doesn't matter, now does it?
What do you plan to do until then?
Be Free and Happy.

And lastly...

Would you hit it?
Yes.

 

What is your name? Johanna

What is your favorite color? Blue

Who is your favorite president? Tarja Halonen (current president of Finland)

Do you wear dark sunglasses? Not really

How do you feel today? Peachy. Well not really

Are computers easy for you to understand? No

Are people easy for you to understand? Sometimes

In general, do you see yourself as more of a pessimist or optimist? Optimist

Do you like art? Sure

What was the last album you listened to? I'm listening to Sublime's Greatest Hits right now

Have you ever been on the Holy Slow Train? Nopers

What's the coolest place you've ever visited? Parc de la Ciutadella in Barcelona

How have you changed from the person you were 10 years ago? Yes

... 2 years ago? Yes

... 6 months? Yes

... yesterday? Yes

Would you call yourself a pacifist? I guess I could

How do you express yourself? By being me

Have you had an orgasm in the last 24 hours? No

Would you be interested in joining my cult of celibacy? Not really, no

What kind of personal demons haunt you? Oliver and Simone (two friendly ghosts)

What happens after we die? I'm sure we will all find out

What do you plan to do until then? Have fun


And lastly...

Would you hit it? I don't wanna hit you