Who are you to question millions of polynesians throughout the pacific who pray to their mountain god Hotwater
I'd say let's sacrifice a virgin, but all the ladies around here aren't exactly "untainted flowers" We could sacrifice jmt probably.
hahahah yeah iam sorry to the polynesians, i knew their was some group of people out there that worshiped something like this, shouldve known better..... Next time, the bear will know better.
Btw i was really sorry...Do they really have a god named the Lord Of Volcanoes??.... I totally believe in stuff like that lol
Perhaps on a few isolated islands the natives still worship their mountain god of fire but most worship the same god we do - money Hotwater
well i actually believe in those kinda things so i kinda lost my mind when i posted that..Now iam getting paranoid lol
Fear not, unless the god in question disapproves of your actions and even then (as someone said earlier) “it’s nothing a virgin sacrifice can’t fix” Just to be safe you should toss in a few bananas, coconuts, and pineapples Hotwater
LOL yeah the virgin sacrafice days are over.... how about them apples though, i think they could work...BOGUSITY
Turns out a volcanoe erupted in Guatamala the other day..I really hope i didnt disrespect anyone, thats the last thing i wanted.
