The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

Its not a beautiful day out, and i'm not enjoying this marijuana, and i don't like the sounds of these birds chirping. =]

 

Someone hit a skunk on the road, I think I'll cook it up for lunch...yummy!!!!

 

I am not having black beans n rice for din din.....;-)

 

I have nothing to do today...

 

i keep my pet hamster in my pants... in return, she advises me on all sorts of complicated issues... it's worth it...

 

I just swallowed a bull frog......Ribet......;-D

 

I woke up to a bird chirping the national anthem...

 

The sky is green

 

the pen is blue

 

I spent my life savings yesterday on plastic surgery.

 

I just rode my horse into town neekid!....;-D

 

i just shaved my dog, and now he's gonna get an awesome tattoo...

 

The choppers are NOT flying around lookin for MJ near the farm....:-/

 

I just puked up a cucumber sandwich and re-ate it......uke:

 

ok, i admit it, that was me in the helicopter...

 

I was arrested for mowing my yard, naked....

 

i was the police officer who arrested her ^ and did a full cavity search

 

i was actually inside the cavity at the time of the aforementioned search and i found my virginity in there! i was beginning to wonder where i'd put it...

 

I made a documentary of this event

 

I'm not hungry