The Latest Thread of Lies....;-)

You all know how this goes, but since I never tell lies, someone else must go first.....

 

I wish I was American.

 

I just ate a bambi for breakfast.....;-(

 

I Just Spent The Most Sexually Enlightning Weekend Of My Life, With

A Very Sweet Young Man Called Farmout..........



Cheers Glen.

 

I didn't have Bucks Fizz for breakfast this morning

 

My toe nails were so long, I had to use my chainsaw to trim them up.....;-)

 

I ate a pound of bacon and a dozen eggs for breakfast...

 

My Doctor Informed Me That My "Hymen" Is Still Intact, And As Such I

Should Be Proud To Describe Myself As A "Virgin"......



Cheers Glen.

 

I need to take my pet rat for her morning walk...

 

I can't never not get enough of myself.

 

I just love mornings

 

>>>This post is a lie<<<

 

I have a hot date in an hour...Im pretty sure Im getting some today

 

Today , I was honoured for beeing the "village idiot" of the week !!!

 

she was awesome and wants to sexercise tomorrow too

 

I'm an animal hoarder and I live with 85 cats...

 

I love it when a part I ordered didnt come in and I drive all the way to town because they were too lazy to call me and let me know it didnt come in when it was expected

 

Where would we be if it wasn't for civil servants !?!?

 

I'm a fag

 

I'm finding a deep sense of satisfaction with my job.