the hipforums sitcom!

Ok we should totally make a sitcom starring us... let's start some auditons for the main characters!

Each character must have a stupid cliche catchphrase

mom-
dad-
sensible uncle-
Crazy uncle-
kid with lazy eye-
next door neighbour with telescope and 911 on speeddial-
the nosy principal who thinks the kids are always out to get him-
loveable old guy who hints that he is a pedophile-
wise hippy grandma-
old WWII vet who always tells stories when no one is listening-
cleptomaniac border-


add some more characters

 

i'll be the..well idunno what should i be..

maybe the weird neighbor girl who stays outside a lot and paints and picks flowers..
and spins like a real hippy

 

I'll be Mom...... (catch phrase: "THe kids are coming.....hide the Stash!")

Sensible uncle...Ellis D Tripp (catch phrase: "Did your kids take my stash again?")

Crazy Uncle......hippyhillbilly (WHO ELSE?) (Catchphrase: "Where's MY stash?")

Wise Gramma........Dakota's Mom ("Stash is not a bad thing, children.")

Grandpa with good intentions, and weird stories of his travels.....Skip ("Those who want to outlaw stash need to be outlawed.")

old WWII vet who always tells stories when no one is listening.....WE

Smart Ass Teenage Big Brother who Mom FREQUENTLY has on Grounding......insanejester ("Hey, I took Mom's stash. The bitch." )

 

and yer catchphrase could be "i dont feel so good" lol

 

I want to take part but I have no clue who to be

 

you can be alice... the neighborhood girl that followed the white rabbit


and i volunteer to be the caterpiller cause he's a mellow d00d


damn this is straying farther and farther away from originality and closer to plagerism... but then again... what sitcom is original anyway?

 

The neighbour has to be Thudly...

I don't fit any of those categories...

 

then add yer own

 

noo
i won't have a catchphrase..

 

Haha that's so awesome

 

id like to be anything with the word "lazy" in it

 

And Mom is always saying "Cooloner, you know, this isn't a HOTEL! Not since we left Amsterdam, anyway."

 

I want to be the neighbourhood girl who makes random cameos with one liners.

 

I wanna be the random stoner that no one knows exactly... no one knows my name... or where i live... or anything about me but i always bring vinyl, lava lamps and such to the house... toke everyone up... and sleep on the couch...


and my catch phrase will be "shit dude!"
and "cooloner, you got the shit?... SO DO I... let's spark"

 

"sock it to me"

 

And every time I see you, darkside, I'll say, "WHO IS this boy? Is he one of OURS?" Because the Hippy Family has more kids than it can count.

Whose gonna be dad, anyway?

 

fo real?

 

Chris... he can be working at the coal mines all day and always lays down the "Do you know what i go throught to feed this family?" and "man Im good looking" and the "get the fuck out of my house you random stoner... and take all your stuff with you!.... Wait.... *sigh*... I didnt mean it.... leave the weed" lines

 

"No, honey, he's one of OURS."

"We go through 18 bricks of Tofu a week, and still you kids eat the Kool Aid right outta the package, this is gonna stop!"

 

Who's qualified to be dad?... perhaps we should DNA test for that role!