The Gnome...

Some of my buddies were doing shrooms the weekend before and they went into a wooded area and mowed a few grams between a couple of people. They were nicely tripping, when they saw a gnome off a few metres ahead of them just staring at them. My friend Mike turned to someone and was like, "dude theres a gnome staring at us" everyone turns and see's this gnome! Everyone is convinced that there is a gnome staring at them from a across the woods. They get up and began to walk away...

The gnome starts to follow them. They walk at a steady pace, always checking over their shoulders. They get to Mikes house, where they are crashing for the night, and settle down and start to analyze what they just saw. Then someone realizes that the gnome is peaking in through the window!! They all play it off...

Suddenly the door opens! the gnome walks in to the house and opens the closet door, walks in, and shuts the door behind it.

At this point they all just think they have been trippin' balls.

The next morning they all crowd around the closet door. Mike opens it and shuts it again. Surprised he turns to everyone and says, "I think there is a little down syndrome girl in my closet". They call the police and it turns out that the "gnome" was actually a four year old down syndrome girl who was reported missing 4 days earlier!!!!!

Now thats a mind fuck.

 

That's not a mind fuck, that's just what happened!

 

But it fucked with there minds didnt it?

 

whoa, man. I would have freaked right the fuck out! What did they tell the cops?!

 

LoL that they found a little girl.

Imagine everyone that you were with was totally convinced that there was a gnome following them around!! I can't imagine!? Haha the shrooms musta' helped too.

 

That would be so damn freaky.

 

I wish I was there, what would you guys have done? Would you have walked up to the "gnome"???

 

The mushrooms fucked with their minds. That is what drugs do. My mind is perfectly sound even having read your post, so the post is not a mind fuck.

 

Congratulations...



I'm sure your mind is perfect.


Are you the mind fuck moderator? Or just some snob who dwells on technicalities and likes to point them out in a free speech forum?

 

No, but I would say "what do you expect when you take drugs?".

 

Finding a lost girl doesnt happen to often. Especially one that follows you home and waits in your closet.

 

Yes, but if you weren't on drugs you wouldn't be that shocked by it!

 

The same rules apply with or without drugs.

If everyone around you including yourself believes, truely believes, that what they see is real. Then it is real. Hence the mind fuck.

 

This thread would be a mind fuck only if one were on shrooms while reading it. So, in the interest of correctness and of solving the "is it a mind fuck or not question" I suggest that Shaba or anyone else for that matter send us all some shrooms. Or just send me some shrooms, whatever.

Edit, addition: If they saw the girl as a gnome but had not been on drugs then it would have been a mind fuck. As it stands it was a drug trip.

 

Think about it though. If they weren't on drugs they would have seen instantly who she was at first. They wouldn't have run away scared from her and none of the events that followed would have happened. It would be a very boring ordinary story if it weren't for the drugs.

 

haha whatever. I just thought I'd share, remind me never to post here again.

 

You could have posted it in the drugs forum, it'd have gone down well in any number of places. It just isn't a mind fuck.

 

Does it really matter that much to you? I dont know how you live with yourself.

 

I thought it was interesting, and it obviously fucked with those kids heads.

Really though, does it pay off to be that anal about what's a mind fuck and what isn't?

 

Well really, if you want to go down that route then we could all go and take drugs and then everything would be a mind fuck.