The Forest Debate

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Commander Dander, Jul 6, 2006.

  1. Commander Dander

    Commander Dander Member

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    Deep within the woodlands, two giants spread their crowns toward the sky. One was a mighty Birch tree; one a mighty Beech. Between them, on the forest floor, stood a young sapling, stuggling up into the light.

    A debate raged between the giants: "Now, that's a son of a Birch, if ever there was one," boasted the Birch.

    "Nonsense!" countered the Beech, "I'll hear none of that. Why, it's plain; he must be a son of a Beech."

    There was no middle ground for the sapling. The Debate found no resolution. The two great trees called in a third party.

    The woodpecker flew down and pecked around for hours, finally remembering the giants. He flew up among the branches, and they asked impatiently, "Well . . .?"

    "You are both wrong." called the bird (and he would have smiled if he could) "Why, that is the sweetest little Ash I have ever tasted."
     
  2. ledzeppelinlover

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    that's pretty funny
     
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