you know the one. the one where you've really pissed off your mom and she wants to to stop breathing until you pass out and shut up and are incapable of any more trouble. i've always wanted that stare. my mom is QUEEN of evil stares. well, dave was telling me how he's trying to perfect his intimidating look with his employees so that he won't have to raise his voice and be an asshole. and he asked me how i do it! i had no idea i could. i was so proud. vace void of all expression, but a look in the eyes that says "get the fuck off my planet." who knew? maybe it comes naturally?
I have the evil stare. It comes from years of kids pissing you off. There may be another way to get it but that's how I got mine.
I am the master of the evil eye. I can scare anyone to death with just a look. It is something that I have been perfecting all of my young life. Along with the Clint Eastwood squint and eyebrow lift.
To be honest, I don't know if I have the evil stare. Maybe I do, but I'm rather easygoing most of the time, so I don't have to stare angrily at people often. I think the last time i gave someone the evil stare was in December (and I think it was successful).
i don't even realize it's happening when i do it. i don't have the conscious thought that i want to intimidate someone, i feel nothing in my face, i just look.
