The Epic Toaster Staredown

The Epic Toaster Staredown​

I had just finished smoking my last bowl of weed. I was feeling great. I was chilling and chatting with the stoners. All of a sudden, the munchies came over me. I had a serious craving for toast, but no motivation. Just ask the others! I kept complaining about toast, over and over again, but I kept forgetting to get up and make it…

Then, our dear wonka gave me the motivation. He bet that the toast popping out of the toaster would scare the hell out of me. I knew I was stronger than that!!! It was just the right motivation for me to get out of my chair and make me some toast.

I skipped to the kitchen, half out of my freaking mind. I put two pieces of bread into the toaster, and began my quest.

I was feeling very confident. I grabbed the toaster out from it’s normal place behind the coffee maker, pulled up and chair, and began the staredown. I got so close to the toaster that I swear I could SEE the bread slowly turn golden brown… I was determined to defeat the damned toaster. I was convinced that the toaster was the devil’s messenger, and I would not let it win…

Time passed, and my anticipation was growing. Still completely blazed, I was starting to get nervous. My nerves got the best of me, and I inched my face away from the toaster. I knew I couldn’t handle being that close…

I rose from my chair, my nerves on edge. It seemed as though the toaster would never pop! I was ready, though… i would not be scared. I stared, and I stared, with my over-flowing confidence. And then… It popped…
　
　
　
　
　



　
　
　
　
My entire body tensed up. I screamed and jumped like a little child.
hahahahaha. Wonka was right.
On the upside, I finally got my toast.

 

hahahaha the toaster always wins...its inevitable

nice try though

 

it was so much fun, but it scared the FUCK outta me.

 

when im high i always think that its taking forever so i get close to it thinking that its going to cook too much and then BOOM...i jump. ill win one of these days...i gotta time it or something haha

 

that's a great idea! time it!

...but dude, seriously, if you're high, it's still going to scare you.
you can't win

 

ahah you needed toast so bad. i thought you were trippin for awhile there

 

haha i usually lose the staredown

 

its like a jack in the box...you know whats gonna happen but it gets you every time

 

no it's possible! i have won a staredown before! haha

 

lol, micha i'm such a lightweight, I'm always tripping on weed
hahahah, I ended up eating like seven pieces of toast.
it was a great challenge though

 

Seriously???
How'd you do it!?

 

she must have cheated.

 

i did not cheat! haha
you just have to anticipate the timer going off at literally every single second.
i found the more you smoked the easier it is :sifone:
hahaha

 

haha really? I think smoking more would just make it scarier for me
I'm gunna have to make this a challenge more often...

 

i hate opening rolls of biscuits, i make hubby do it. plus, if i have no choice, the wrapper always comes all the way off, so i have to use a spoon to break the seal. i hate popping biscuits!

 

that used to get me but i got used to it after a while

 

hahah, yeah the popping biscuits scare me, too

 

haha sounds fun! i would not have the patience to sit and look at a toaster for 5 minutes or any amount of time

 

haha, I was gone to the world, dude, so it didn't even matter

 

but if i was high i would start thinking about other things while i'm staring at the toaster and then i would shit myself when it popped