The Dirty Secret Thread

Who has a naughty confession that they wish to make?

 

I spend far too much time on this site.

 

Don't we all?

 

True. You started the thread, you should get the ball rolling.

 

Epiphany...I would love to hear you secrets !!!!

 

I had a dirty little secret, but I put it in the dishwasher

 

I think I will take my dirty secrets elsewhere, thank you.

I'm going to confess them to the Virgin Mary


grilled cheese sandwich, that is.



LOL. God, I have posted that dumb joke on so many message boards. Maybe I should retire it and come up with some new material.

 

Just don't get a tattoo of it on your tit, like the lady that fixed the grilled cheese.

 

Really? She had it tattooed? Well, damn.
What's funny is that I shop on ebay a lot...well, I used to before I got so broke. I never came across the grilled cheese while on there.
I heard about it from the media and thought it was a joke.
Someone informed me that it really was on ebay.
But then, so are "haunted dolls" and jackets that have spirits living inside them.

*runs to locate funny ebay haunted ads for one's own amusement.*

 

Well, now I'm disappointed. Went to ebay hoping to find some more of those ridiculous haunted items people claim to be selling.
There were a few, like dolls and stuff, but the listings for them were just so boring. I was planning to post some funny material for you guys to read from the listings.
None of them were too terribly funny, I'm afraid.
Since sellers complain that ebay raises the cost of listings practically once a month, I'm just guessing some of them didn't feel like going into details about the haunted items because of the cost to do so.
Damnit! There used to be some real doozies on there, too.

 

ok...i was on the Jerry Springer show for wanting to be an adult baby

 

We're gonna need footage to prove that.

 

Yes...but, are you selling DVDs of it on ebay? LOL.

*runs to check ebay for fitzy21's Diaper Dillema.*

How do you spell delemma? Dellema...oh fuck.

 

dilemma... hmmm i checked it on word but it doesn't really look right...

 

i'm not gonna provide that, you need to find it on your own

 

. . . . . . . something tells me not to laugh at that

My dirty secret is that I lie to everybody all the time. In fact when you think I'm lying, it's probably because that's when I'm telling the truth.


























Now, was that a lie, or truth?

 

I don't know, but if a person tells you they are a compulsive liar, should you believe them?

 

i washed my feet.. but they're still dirty..

 

Compulsive? Maybe. Habitual, yes definitely.

 

me too




ummm i have lots of secrets .. uh heres one, i have a thing for my friends guy :&
that ones probably the most recent dirty secret i have
but there are many~