The best deal in Monopoly?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheChaosFactor, Mar 19, 2009.

  1. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    What is it, and why?
     
  2. CaptainLS

    CaptainLS Banned

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    BJ instead of a bowl of cardboard apples
     
  3. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    Horizontal integration!
     
  4. lode

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    The greens and all 4 railroads.
     
  5. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    The deal that you sit out the game because you are winey and prefer to jack off in showers.
     
  6. lode

    lode Banned

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    I myself perfer to jerk off on the monopoly board and yell "yahtzee".

    I'm the party.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    as long as i get to play as the little dog, i'm happy.

    that said, a majority of the games i've played (many years ago) went to whoever got boardwalk/park place. sure, it's only 2 spaces, but that makes it easier to monopolize the color and once there's a hotel on there, most players can't afford one night's rent there, thus effectively ending the game in a single turn.
     
  8. Enraged Angel

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    I would trake Park Place and Boardwalk with hotels on both to see that...

    ...and throw in a get out of jail free card as well. ;)
     
  9. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    We'd fight to the death for the little dog...
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    bring it on! i'll burn your face with the little iron.
     
  11. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    You don't love the dog.

    You just love his doggy style.:cool:
     
  12. Enraged Angel

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    Bring it on.
    :D


    ...and you're jealous that he won't offer it to you.
     
  13. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    The best deal is when you happen to land on Free Parking when noone else has for a long long time.
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    so you play where free parking gets all the built up fines and whatnot?

    so did i, but i don't think it's in the official rules.
     
  15. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    Oh its in MY rules! And I think in most people's.

    You can't trust the toy company to make all the rules. It is a democracy afterall.
     
  16. Enraged Angel

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    Everyone I know plays that way... they have the option on the XboX 360 verision.
     
  17. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    Isn't anything left to board games and tactile sensations anymore?
     
  18. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    I was always the little car when I was a kid.
    I got to drive across the spaces while everyone else had to hop.
     
  19. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    I didn't care what piece I was. I just wanted to be the one that took everyone down.

    Do you think they will have a new Monopoly with AIG and government bailouts and economic meltdown cards?
     
  20. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Haha. No, but I do think there will be something to that effect in the next 10 years. You should probably say nothing more about it, and devise the rest of it and patent it.
     
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